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Nellie Lovett
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'ello dearies! my name is Mrs. Lovett. I am the accomplice of the Demon barber, Sweeney Todd, who'll give you the closest shave you will ever know! "Smiles*
About Me:
I always fancied Benjamin Barker, the shy and 'andsome barber 'oo lived upstairs above my meat pie emporium in Fleet Street, but alas, 'e was married to Lucy Barker and they 'ad already welcomed their first child, Johanna. Pretty little Johanna.
'Owever, their lives took a turn for the worse when a bloody ol' Judge Turpin saw Lucy and wanted 'er. 'e simply 'ad the barber ship to Botany Bay for life on a trumped up charge. The Judge then publically raped Lucy. Poor Lucy, grief stricken, took aresenic. She survived it and ended up an absolutle lunatic, poor thing. The Judge, seeing no alternative, took baby Johanna into his own custody and kept 'er shut up in 'is mansion.
15 years later, Benjamin Barker came 'ome to find me, struggling with the pie business and griping about Mrs. Mooney, who puts cats into pies, and 'er business 'ad never been better!
Thinking 'e was a silly blighter 'oo came in for a pie, i gave 'im one and 'e was fool enough to taste it! Afterwards, i offered 'im some nice gin and 'e gratfully accepted it.
While in me shop, he noted the empty room above, and i told 'im the story of why i wouldnt rent it out...people thought it was 'aunted. I went on to tell 'im the sorry story of Benjamin Barker. When i got to the point that the judge raped Lucy, the man stood up angrily and that's when i realized 'oo 'e was. 'e really was the barber!
The poor man growled and demanded where 'is wife and child were, and i sorrowfully told 'im. I did, 'owever, leave out the damn detail of Lucy surviving...
I walked 'im upstairs to 'is old 'ome and i watched the miisery grow on 'is pale face. After removing some dust and a floorboard, i revealed 'is box of razors, which i 'ad 'id, years before. Suddenly filled with purpose, the barber, now calling 'imself Sweeney Todd, picked up 'is "friends" and made a promise that they'd drip "rubies"
I knew what 'e meant. "e was gonna kill Turpin and Beadle Bamford. (Bloody 'ell they deserved it!) but little was i aware of what else was to come...
you know you're obsessed with Sweeney Todd when you:
~Get nervous when you go for a haircut
~Go as a character for halloween
~Laugh whenever someone says "I love it!"
~Stop cringing at bloody movies
~Not only get the DVD of the Tim Burton version, but also get the DVD of the original broway play and the book A String of Pearls
~Cry at the end
~Argue with your friends over who's more obsessed
~Try to find meat pies on the menu at the diner
~Have the Ballad of Sweeney Todd stuck in your head 24/7
~At the end of the movie, scream "NO TOBY, DON'T DO IT!!!" even though you know what's gonna happen.
~You went to see New Moon just because it had Jamie Campbell Bower in it
~Saw Harry Potter because Helena Bonham Carter, Timothy Spall, Alan Rickman and Jamie Campbell are in it
~When Someone asks, "What is this?" you automatically sing, "smells like piss!"
~You now wanna see Bruno because you think Sacha Baron Cohen looks really good in tight pants.
~Have a completely new respect for broadway.
~Can't go through a day without hearing the music.
~Get excited when you see a razor.
~Want to go to London just so you can walk down Fleet Street.
~Know all the actors names from the movie, including those of Mr. Fogg and the Beggar Woman.
~Have worn Mrs. Lovett or Sweeney hair to school.
~Looked at a picture of Sweeney holding a razor to Mrs. Lovett's neck and wished you were her at the point.
~Learned every word to every song, including the ones from the show.
~Know who Len Cairou and George Hearn are.
~Want to go see A Little Night Music becuase Angela Lansbury is in it
~Get excited whenever you see/hear the names Tim Burton/Johnny Depp/Helena Bonham Carter/ Timothy Spall/Alan Rickman/ Angela Lansbury/Len Cairou/George Hearn/Ed Sanders/Stephen Sondhiem/Sacha Baron Cohen/Ken Jennings/Jamie Campbell Bower/Jayne Weisner
~Wish that you could've been in Johanna's place in the trunk to watch the Judge's demise.
~Did everything on this list and many other things. i know i did!
Country:
United States
Occupation:
Baker
Companies:
Lovett's WORLD FAMOUS Meat Pies
Interests:
Baking, singing, flirting with Mr. Todd..whoops did that come out of me mouth? *giggles*
Movies:
Sweeney Todd
Music:
Stephen Sondheim
Books:
A String of Pearls
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"very good, love. I will be down shortly to check in on you and Toby, as soon as I finish with the next client"
He walked past Mrs Lovett, and led the customer to his chair and motioned for Lovett to leave his shop.
//Your biography is really good. Nicely done, you know Mrs. Lovett very well
I know, I know.
(Damn, all the Nellies on here just write "*gasp*" when they see me. It's really irratating.)
(Albert dislikes your bg.)
I do apologize that i 'ave not been on, but i am back and will log on as many times as i can during the busy week!
i think that's all that needs to be said. :]
lols
Seriously, though, Sweeney Todd is my favorite movie EVER! favorite Broadway EVER! and my inspiration to pursue an acting career. Helena Bonham Carter is my idol and inspiration. :]
Now that I'm done with the randomness...hi, I'm Logan. ^^ lols