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Destiny
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Age:
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About Me:
One Of Matthew's Funny Stories:
"I was beat up relentlessly in school. I was beat up by girls, by boys, teachers - no, but everyone hated me! I went to a tough school. I think one of the main reasons was that I've always been the same weight. I'm like 155 pounds. All muscle, of course. But I've been different heights, so in fourth grade, I'm 155 pounds. And I also had the longest, most beautiful hair, and the most beautiful skin a man could have. I looked like a chubby Meg Ryan. Another reason people beat me up is because I was the weird kid. And I blamed being the weird kid on my second grade birthday cake. In my school, on your birthday, your mom sent you to school with a birthday cake, and it kinda became a popularity contest. Like, the better the birthday cake, the cooler the kid. My friend Jesse was vegan and his mom made him bring a soy birthday cake, and he's still living it down! It's cool now, but it wasn't cool in like 1940 when I was in school. So, I spent like a week planning this cake, my mom was totally on board, we spent two nights decorating this birthday cake. I decorated it with a big monster face, and I was like, 'yeah, this cake is gonna be awesome!' I put it in this Styrofoam container in our garage refrigerator. Woke up early the next morning, super excited, got the Styrofoam box, got in the car, went to school. I'm going to pause for a moment and tell you something else that was happening at the same time. My sister, Laura, who is a little bit older, was in a science class, and she was studying birth. Animal birth. Biology. My mother had a ranch with horses, and a horse had given birth to a baby colt. So, she thought it would be great to bring the placenta to biology class for, like, extra credit! She kept it - you probably know where this story is going - in a Styrofoam container in the garage refrigerator. Cut to me, at lunch, and I'm like, "C'mon, yeah, it's my birthday cake!" I lift up the lid to reveal a bloody, stench-ridden sack of placenta. Contrary to popular belief, a placenta does not really make you the coolest kid in school. The only sorta funny thing about it was imagining my sister's class's faces when she's like, "Check out my placenta!" and it's a dumb monster birthday cake."
Hometown:
Somewhere in the World
Country:
Canada
Occupation:
Student?
Companies:
Gubler Inc.
Interests:
Criminal Minds, and anything to do with Matthew Gray Gubler, Justin Bieber, Cody Simpson, Selena Gomez, or Christian Beadles
Movies:
Basically any movie with Matthew Gray Gubler in it.
Music:
Christian Beadles, Matthew Gray Gubler(he has a Halloween album coming out soon) Justin Bieber, Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, Cody Simpson, Relient K, Hawk Nelson, and Skillet
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