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5 months ago
'Prison Sexy' and a Premptive Reveal
'Outside' Voices:The things people have been saying about themselves are way more interesting than the things they feel compelled to say about ME! ...
NeighborhoodMenace
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9 months ago
So THAT'S what 'Models' Do!
The day a shopper attempted to pluck my low-hanging, locally-grown 'fruit' at WHOLE FOOD$!
NeighborhoodMenace
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Were you offering-up free samples in the fruit department again?
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10 months ago
When a Gym Crush Takes a Turn
MULTIPLE CHOICE QUESTION: Having a romantic "crush" is most like being sent to which THREE of the following FOUR places? A-Prison, B-Jail, C-Heaven...
NeighborhoodMenace
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Aw, c'mon, Randy! You know the answer to this one.
It might sound crude, but the best way to cure a crush is to just *do* the guy! Simply invite yourself over to his place for a post-workout "protein shake." You'll learn enough about him (can't kiss, concealed lady bits, etc.) to knock him of...
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1 year ago
"Robo-tripping" My Way To Stardom
My Robitussin & Nyquil Fueled Hollywood Hallucinations!
Nyquil: What celebrity convenience: Pills & Booze in one bottle...and it even comes with i...
NeighborhoodMenace
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At least you have better tits than Kathleen Turner!
Feel better...
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1 year ago
The Fancy Wrapping....
...and The Sweet Mystery of Life
NeighborhoodMenace
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Hmmm. You have the mellow glow of a man who just unwrapped a tasty package from the meat market. Some nicely aged beef perhaps?
About NeighborhoodMenace's channel
The Gardener, His Pussy and the Porn Star. Sounds like you have all the fixins for a reality show on Logo!