FAQ:

Q: SUB 4 SUB PL0IX3RZ?!?!?!?!?

A: NO I DON'T DO SUB 4 SUB OMFGBBQ STOP ASKING DRIVES ME CRAZY AHHHHHHHHHH

Q: Do you have Myspace, Facebook, Twitter, *insert other social site here*?

A: No I do not, if you see "me" on those sites, report "me" at once, or whatever it is you're supposed to do...

Q: What's your MSN, AIM, Skype, *insert other messenger here*?

A: No offense, I don't hand that out to you unless you're important or someone I know well. Maybe you're smart enough to find it yourself, but it isn't "NegativeZeroZ," and I don't accept your friend request...

Q: You should play *insert game here*!

A: For one thing, I usually don't play betas or demos, unless it's an author request. Secondly, I don't accept all requests, mostly because I probably don't have the game you're suggesting. I'll put up a few games I'm considering playing to the list, and I might change the order they'll be done in based on the kind of response I get.

Q: What do you use to record / edit videos?

A: A Dazzle Platinum Capture Card and the software that comes with it. Then I use Windows Manure Mixer (Movie Maker) to add in the watermark using a .xml file which you have to write yourself. Google a tutorial on it.

Q: Why are ratings disabled?

A: First off, I prefer comments, and I'm hoping that disabling the anonymous "thumbs up or thumbs down" will better encourage some literate feedback. Secondly, when I left ratings enabled, I was running on the assumption that people would be reasonable; I expected too much out of YouTube's generalized community. I've now disabled this feature that's essentially just used as a means of anonymous trolling. So, sorry. Either put your opinion into words (or a video) and leave it open for scrutiny and discussion, or I don't care.

Comments that I love to get (and will probably be deleted):

Hey! N-Zero! You should play I Wanna Be The Guy / Fangame! (1. They're betas, 2. They're not hard games once you know what happens, 3. Because of all the newbie LPers playing them to try to garner popularity, don't you think we've seen enough?)

*unintelligible grammar, swearing, flaming* (I'll usually just correct your grammar to the best of my ability and leave it at that. If you want me to take you seriously, talk seriously.)

*insert something you feel entitled to here* or I'll unsubscribe! (Same as above, with a little extra I don't care, a side dish of get a life, and a heaping helping of shut the bloody hell up.)

You suck! (Would you like to be specific? Why is it even a problem if I do? Where are your videos? Etc.)

Nice job, you wasted *insert video length* of my life. (Optional: "Give it back." (Also Optional: *swear words*.)) (I try to make cohesive video descriptions, if you can't be bothered to read them, let alone hit the back button on your browser, then you can't be bothered to post a comment like this.)

*insert any of the comments above, or a video-specific comment I tell you not to post* + lol, jk, any combination of the two and variations thereof, etc (It's not witty, it's annoying, it's spam, it begs for cheap thumbs-ups, and guess what? It's deleted on sight.)

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