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Ned: A new breed of playboy

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Nov 21, 2008

About Me:

Ned Facts - My full name is Nedwin Hercules Mustafa the Invincible. I'm a former member of the A-Team. I spent 3 years on death row for crimes against fashion, but escaped to resume my evil career as Lady Gaga's stylist. I can unlock any door through the power of sarcasm. I killed my entire family in a custard related practical joke. If it wasn't for alcohol I wouldn't be the genius you see before you. I gave up being famous due to a lack of interest. As a child I was often beaten about the face by a jack-in-the-box that forever held the element of surprise. I was on Schindler's list. My first sexual relationship was with a horse named Big Clive (my arse still hurts...). I invented the question mark. Jesus subscribes to my channel. I was once arrested for being excessively brilliant. I inherited Scotland in 1998 and sold it in 2002 for £1.47 and a cheese sandwich. I denied David Beckham access to his children. My nipples glow in the dark. Ned - Everyones cup of tea : )

When I'm not crying myself to sleep I spend time listening to music, reading, watching TV, travelling the country in my fully functional ice-cream van, meeting unsuspecting strangers in inappropriate places, collecting tears and plotting vengeance. Sometimes I just masturbate. (Ned's Lonely Hearts ad. Suprisingly, he's still single)

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	MrFunkrepublik (3 hours ago) I got busy with www ~ work women wine
	AddictiveAbbyBrooke (4 hours ago) lol...Cool bg..XD
	MultiNewday1 (4 hours ago) Sweet dreams my angel.
	Rosiexxmyrearendxx (5 hours ago) when were the last time you changed your sheets?
	RoseGoesWest (6 hours ago) Where do you go to my lovely when your alone in your bed : )
	Rosiexxmyrearendxx (7 hours ago) does it have an intermission she wants te know and she'll have five players i'll just have you for fifteen :)
	Rosiexxmyrearendxx (7 hours ago) did you add some collis brown to it nan just asked?
	Rosiexxmyrearendxx (7 hours ago) did ya remember to prepare a flask?
	Rosiexxmyrearendxx (7 hours ago) have ya got enough nibbles and canapes by the side of your feet love?
	Rosiexxmyrearendxx (8 hours ago) thought you'd gone off? DOT= department of trade is it your birthday?

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