Ned Watch

ATTENTION ALL PROLES!!!!!!!

Have you just stood in the street having a loud, pointless disagreement with your girlfriend, accusing her of fancying someone else while she repeatedly shrieked her ignorance?

Will it all be forgotten by this time tomorrow when you lazily squirt two bollocks full of lukewarm plebspunk up her slack crimson flue, so that nine months later she can contribute to Britain's ever-rising Scum Mountain by firing an entirely unnecessary rat-eyed infant out of her cunt -- a hot-faced mewing little monster the pair of you can bicker and moan about for years to come, until it eventually develops into a spiteful teenage dogboy who spends every Friday night roaming around the streets of an ugly market town searching for things to break or fight or fuck in a reckless bid to purge itself of just one percent of the shit and bile and stagnant fury you've been filling it with since the day it was born?

The Ned Watch team are waiting for your mails!!!

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