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GANNON DUPRIX
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75
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Sep 24, 2009
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Vids ect. maybe someday soon or not so soon I''ll put up some "Animal Championship Fight" vids up here, but probly not as I don't know where 2 get those??? In my dreams so to speak? whatever "no worries"
About Me:
Dear Gannon:
I am a thirty-year-old man, married, with a two-year-old princess named Kylie. My favorite color is black, and I have metastasized prostate cancer, which has pretty much invaded my entire body. My wife thinks I should at least try to secure a life insurance policy for my little one, as I have nothing to lose. My brother, who works in insurance, says "no way, if you have so much as seen a doctor, they will trace your medical records and find you out." In other words, according to my bro, I have a 100% chance of losing any premiums paid, and could even end up in legal hot water for insurance fraud, should I lie on an application. My question is: is it worth a shot? And, really, would an insurance agency actually prosecute a terminally ill man like me, with 3-5 months to live?
--Dying-of-Cancer in Denver
Dear Dying:
First, let me say that black is not even a color, that is fool talk. Take a look at the color wheel do you see black anywhere? No, that's what I thought. B. You should check your testicules and prostates every month for signs of cancer; these include lumps that feel approx. like BB's (outta a BB gun). If you suspect you have a tumor(s) contact your doc immediately!!!!
Yours,
Gannon.
Dear Mr. Cannon, I ca,nt beleive it your name is so similar to Frank Cannon's well at least he was Frank Cannon omn TV. I remember wtachin it with my gramma when I was done over at the Shoney's (the second one, I mean, the one AFTER GED that I satyed with for almost ten years. Well i just wanted to say that it takes a very strong man to be so open with a man whose dyin i mean even talkin about things like tenticules and things of that nature. Well let me go but first plese tell me what the Bradies is upset about i hope nuthin bad hapened to the boys cuz their not thry're. Well Bobby dying wouldn't be so bad.
-Bigfanne in Butte
I think the death of ANY baby or child is a tragety, no matter WHAT color it is.
I am looking for a woman who is tall yet clean, and who is not too much of a prude, and still the same not a hussie. We will not have sex but maybe kissings on 1st and 2nd and 3rd date!! Saveing it up makes it so much sexier. Abstinaince is the new sexy. But 4th date I expect some hand, or perhaps that is when you will finally offer up your tail, hopefully you'v cleaned down their LOL! Just kidding Relax I'm not like that. If you don't =a
I write and self-pub books!! Some people and publishing "execs" aske me HEY! why don't you include a partail "bibliography" of your books and I said hey! good idea so here goes. This is off a select web cite on yours truley. Here goes! The chapter 1 of Gannon Du Prix: a Selected Bibliography.
American Sandpapers: 1962-1981. (DuPrix 1983)
Wood Lathes (DuPrix 1984)
Wood Lathe Safety and Success (... 1985)
21 Weekend Wood-Lathe Projects (1985)
Heartbreak/Hearbeat: The Love Poetry of Gannon DuPrix (1986)
Embraced by My Brothers: My Induction into the Modern Choctaw Warrior-Culture of Eastern Kentucky (1987)
Exalted by My People: My Rise to High Shaman of the Choctaw Peoples (1987)
Choctaw Lies! (1988)
Ritual Rejection among the Choctaw Peoples of Eastern Kentucky. (1988)
Persecution-Patterns and Humiliation/Mind-Games of the Choctaw Peoples (and Allied Indians) (1989)
Hollywood Story! Quiet on Set! (1990)
The Jewish Shylock-Scheister Influence on Hollywood (1990)
Hollywood Lies! (1991)
Re-Jew-Venated! My Spiritual Awakening (1992)
Gannon DuPrix's Private Joke File (1992)
"Messiah!" Ecstatic Mystery-Musings and Erotic Verse-Revelations of Rabbi Gannon DuPrix (1993)
The Role of Fear and Inferiority Compleses in "Jewish" Rabbinical Exclusionism (1993)
Jew Lies! (1993)
Secrets of Homosexual Mind-Manipulation (1995)
Making Heterosexual Love (the Enjoyable Way) (1996)
Emotional Problems and Mind-Games of the Gay Counterculture: the Jewish/Catholic Connection (1997)
He Comes to Me on the Wind: Mystical Revelations and Spirit-Songs of Gannon DuPrix, Instrument of God (1999)
Sloooow Down Mental Deterioration and "Mental Illness" without Medicine (Pill-Pushers)! (2000)
The Prison Diaries of GannonDuPrix (2002)
I'm not Gannon DuPrix, by Alan Reginolla (2004)
Venn Diagrams and French Furniture Polishing with Gannon DuPrix (2006)
Gannon DuPrix's Guide to Celebrities, and the Evil Demons Incarnate Therein
Hometown:
well wouldnt you like to know lol
Country:
United States
Occupation:
Publisher/promotor and author of fortyseven + books. I have a power car and a car waiting for my Royalty Lady whomever she may be!
Companies:
Reality!
Schools:
school of hard knocks!!!
Interests:
lookin at picture's of horses "CHOCTAW PRIDE!!!" scrapbooking stamp collecting seventy's shows and standup WAVING THE AMERICAN FLAG!!!!!
Movies:
most seventy's stuff mostly crime stuff : CHIPS, Mannix, Quincie, Ironsides, Kojack, Hawai 5-O, Barneby Jones, and varieous variety shows
Music:
MESHUGGAH RULEZ!!!!! BADFINGER!!! CODY MATHERSON "THE MAN"!!! seventy's rule!!! Palbo Cruise, LRB, Ambrosia, America, Starland Vocal Band, Vickie Lawrence, Chuck Manjony
Books:
books are cool/reading is cool!! "RG" Ingersolls, Ayn Rand, War and Peace, Shorpshie Lad, King Arthur and Lancoulot (round table) Garfield at Large. But mostly magazines: Crack'ed, Populer Mechanic's, lot's of other's
Channel Comments
lol !
So what's the story Morning Glory?
Are you one of those Jesus-type scape goats or somebody who'd love to nail him back to his cross?
it may have come to your attention that i dont realy give a flying rats arse for your long drawn out shittl letter type comments.
perhaps in future you could keep it short and sweet. much like your penis no matter how much of a raging tumessance you may have over writing these posts.
yours not very sincerely at all
thegoatscrote1
ps patronising of course means to talk down to :P
As I see it you can: a) suck it up, b) try to find some legal way to stop such "infringement," thereby getting laughed at by everybody you approach with your problem, c) come to terms with the fact that only fucking faggots name join vague troll alliances, or identify en masse with some fucking retarded totem animal. Should I make your 3 prospects into a flowchart, you'd find that all roads lead to "c." Furthermore, "c" implies: d) SUCK IT UP, AND GO FUCK A GOAT, little man!
Your pal,
The Goat Whisperer.
Thank you for your request of May 21, 2010. It gives me great pleasure to reply: No.
It hadn't even occured to me that it was a goat. Thanks for pointing that out. Rest assured I won't play up the goat thing.
I would, though, like to give you a heads-up that I can think of many, MANY Youtubers, some of whom don't even exist yet, who will prove eager to PUBLICIZE, on their channels, THEIR MEMBERSHIP IN "THE GOATSCROTE ALLIANCE." Oh, it will spread like (unfunny) wildfire, your shitty name on other people's pages--and, if I have anything to say about it, esp. on pages of people who act like they've recently googled "troll" and are trying their best (and doing badly) to be one, and failing, like you do, at being funny--they might even look fucking stupider than you!