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"Cooool...my first Jew...

.... You're still gonna take me shopping, right?"

At least he seems the type to go get Amy tampons (from the Pakistani immigrant at the gas station across the street since he only has a permit).

"God made MEN first, so they're superior."

I can't stand it when people say this to argue that men > women. They're just showing how uneducated they are.

In the womb, all humans develop as female first. You either stay a female, or become a male. A man is an altered female, not the other way ...

@unclebobpart2 Lol...I could see them fucking up my trailer or car while I sleep, in retaliation

@NightManiacsInc You made me realize there was a time in my life when I saw this commercial...and DIDN'T think "Wow, he's tripping face."

OMG it's playing Canon in D Major.

I loved my Gloworm as a baby (or so I'm told)

You did this on Jay Leno? I've been able to do this since I was like 5.

But hey, you were on TV & I wasn't. So that's cool (for you, that is).

@kalisace I had a teacher who would, on my spelling tests, mark words incorrect that were really correct. My mother gave her a dictionary.

@EliteDoomer

Oh, I see, thank you...

He killed someone (while driving), went to jail, got paroled, then got caught driving while on parole, and is being sentenced to 3.5-7 years for that?

Most Chinese food restaurants deliver

Could someone tell this guy that suicide attacks are used by people of all religions? I'm pretty sure Japanese kamikaze pilots weren't Muslims.

I hope he was using some tactic, saying a bunch of ignorant shit to test the reaction of the man on the stand; I have a feeling that's not the case tho...

"Are you near a computer? Can you look something up for me?"

I do that all the time.

But how?

@florencelovme

Oh wow...I just can't fathom standing around waiting to be "chosen."

She wants to fit into her society though, & I understand that.

THANK YOU for that warning

I have the same reaction when someone turns off Biggie.

If they were anti-gay, don't you think they would've attacked Heifer for pretending to be a pixie?

@renchan928

True, but the mouthpiece would be so uncomfortable...

I know it's just a joke, but I always disliked this line because it isn't even plausible. I also used to play the flute and would hear it quoted a lot. (I'm also stoned out of my gourd).

@Ninjadelusion

A Million Little Pieces?

Ain't no law against drugs

As the evidence clearly shows, Mr. Bernadino was simply informing the officer of the value of the order of tacos.

Which nigger took the last doughnut?

Lol at least these "roommates" don't have to suck dick for what they've got

Despite all the ugly bitch can do, she still has inferior genes. Are you going to (purposefully) pass on those fug traits to your descendants?

@WanditaOne

And, finally:

- FRIDGE

The refrigerator was patented in 1748 by William Cullen, white man. John Standard, black man, improved upon it in 1891.

Black people CAN be credited for: clothes dryers, electric railway trolley, turn signals on a vehicle, refrigerated trucks, and a mixture w...

Here, instead of a fun-loving drunk, he seems mentally ill and dangerous (almost killed his wife and himself).

You should post one without the background music.

@ginanatl That's the exact same impression I got.

@FattoBoi Is that from plastic surgery?