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The old site is GONE so for all the fucking propeller headed religious MORONS who somehow got my (old) email and are frustrated cuz they keep trying to FLAGG my shit out of existence in re: comments about God & Satan's love affair - just want to really say "THANK YOU SINNERS" for your INSANELY RETARDED COMMENTS, that don't make ANY SENSE AT FUCKING ALL. Take the log out of your OWN EYE. Was jesus WITH you when you left the DEATH THREATS? Jesus loved whores and parties, so you don't kno SHIT about your OWN GODDAMNED "SAVIOUR" let alone LIFE. If ur THAT AFRAID some CARTOON IS GOING TO TURN YOUR SON GAY, and somehow RUIN YOUR MARRIAGE, then, NOT ONLY are you are a MISERABLE FUCKING PARENT and need to go and shoot urselvesin the fucking head RIGHT NOW, and give me your wife's number cuz she needs a real pounding from a real man. Now wind up that little propeller, on that rainbow colored yarmulke your wearing, no, the other one, and ┌∩┐FUCK AWAY OFF!
Second, all the Academy Award Winning Lucas Film Animators: I KNOW I SUCK, but Take the MEDIA COCK out of your ass and THINK FOR A MINUTE: I PRODUCED THESE AT HOME WITH ZERO FUCKING DOLLARS, nimrods. I've been teaching myself to animate since my fiance of 13-years, a Cal Arts passed away a few years ago.
I have an entire season's worth of episodic scripts already written or in various stages 2 enter into some -but since YOU think it SUCKS, oh well, FORGET IT, 'chuckleheadloveshiscuzinz' don' like me OR mah cah toonz! Better take 'em down!
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Haha. Don't you wish. I KNOW I SUCK, there's no one to blame for how terrible this shit is, but ME, but I did this all myself, everything-YOU try it bitches, it AINT fuckin EASY. some of you are SO goddamned hyper fuckin CRITICAL.. "Ah, that's not really animated, your just panning the camera down a drawing..." OH REALLY? THANK YOU, fucking SCORCESSE! WoopSIE, did I put the wrong PART in AGAIN? duh! Can i hire you to be my fucking executive no shitzter? For the LAST TIME: i'm just start-in tf OUT, and it is the hardest thing Ise EVER done, ok? i aint disney, shiznitzes. if i was i'd have a park that was named: "Matt Kibbie von SchwerinLand..." or maybe just "Matt KibbieLand" for short. That's always been my dream. And to have my friend Todd-well, I guess he hates me now, so more like: "and have this guy Todd, who hates me, with a GIANT drum full of freaking ACID, as in LS-BEEEP--ahem, I mean "CONFETTI", to all your kiddies as they come in to my magic land 2B eaten by zebras & disappeared by the Manson Cla-BEEP - I mean, greeted with joy by the RAINBOW people... Instead o that PC No Brothel BS they'v got going on at the Pirates of the Caribean -at Matt KIBBIELAND we'll RATCHET THAT SHIT TF UP - I'LL have some homeless speed freak hells angel reject midgets I know give them lollypops full of SPEEDBALLS, then rape their underage asses & sell them to middle ameri- BEEEP i mean, no girls leave w/out a unicorn ride!
And of COURSE i have a huge stable of not just WHORES but fucking ANIMATORS TOO, i just thought ID fuckin do the animating, cuz i like reading your VAPID VITUPERATIVE UNQUALIFIED COMMENTS & SUCKING DOG BALLS. So, till I make a fortune on Matt Kibbieland, or U teach URSELF how to animate, write the music, write the story & voices & FOUR FUCKING CARTOONS IN JUST THREE YEARS, and UNTILL then, EARL SAYS:
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Ah hah. Tha's righ! Suck this dick for DADDY bitches! Martyr the fuck ON & EAT IT, hahaha, ha, HAAA!
Thanks for watching, muah!
P.S. Subscribers will be officially canonized (this means you'll become SAINTS), in Earl's New World Religion Pay Per Prayer Order- (NSF Fee & Fifty Dollars does apply). Subscribers who act NOW will ALSO get, a set of GINSU knives, and, a special "After Life/After Hours" place in heaven filled with cartoon virgins for those of you who manage to do so. Just kidding. They're REAL!
-----Seriously- and I mean lets get sobered up n' SERIOUS now, god DAMNIT! FUUUCK! WAKE TFU PEOPLE! THIS! IS FUCKING IMPORTANT! Should that not be enough and you simply want to sign your life and soul, children-especially teenage daughters, wives, and or girlfriends over to us (yes I like speaking of ME in the PLURAL, but I'M inCORPORATING, fuckers, so suck it!), for a lifetime of penury as our slaves, WELCOME ABOARD! Like the commercial jingle says, : "BE! all that you can BE! As a corporate slave of the NWO, E.T.C. Inc.!", Now, DOWN ON YOUR KNEES, BITCHES! We OWN YOUR ASS! haha! How does it fuckin FEEL? To the KITCHENS, maggots!
Qestion, Comment or concern, stick it in the mail to: "┌∩┐myself", at: "your address"
Give us ideas.
ATTN CORPORATE MEDIA WHOREs- Your illuminati MK ULTRA BRAINWASHING HAS BEEN REPROGRAMMED SO THAT u NOW OBEY ME:
SLEEP
OBEY!
GIVE ME LUDICROUS SERIES DEALS
SUCK IT!
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Hometown
Your mom.
Country
United States
Occupation
WtF u TLKN bout, bitch? U work 4 ME!
Companies
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Schools
ur daughters lifesentence:DETENTION@ UofMe
Interests
Well, I used to b ur ma. Now I'd have to say....Your DAUGHTER begging me "PLEEASE DADDY!"
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