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An Address To The Bronies of the World... NapoleonTheDessert 327 views WARNING: ANY Comments of a hateful nature will be rapidly removed. I don't want to have to disable comments, so I will remove them, and will report you. In the style of Ra...
Knights of the Vault Table machinima NapoleonTheDessert 129 views A short and Satirical tribute I made about the Courier and his Companions in the Mojave. Watch the whole thing before commenting, or I WILL FIND YOU. Anyway, The credits...
FINGERS!!! OH MY GAWD!!! NapoleonTheDessert 36 views THis would be funny if it started a meme. Family guy (c) Fox News, Hulu (c) Hulu.com, etc. NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT INTENDED! NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT INTENDED! NO COP...
"Splatterer" FNV Weapon NapoleonTheDessert 561 views http://www.newvegasnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=37956
Fallout NV Mod - Stealth Armor NapoleonTheDessert 1,177 views Silent Killer. http://www.newvegasnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=37956
Auxilary Systems Monitor.avi NapoleonTheDessert 4 views
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Remedy NapoleonTheDessert 47 views A short film based on Linda Piccolo's Play, Mariah's Challenge. Made with Permission from Linda Piccolo
Sophomores = Us NapoleonTheDessert 6 views Short Film - Thanks to The Idiots of Garry's Mod, JHS, Valve, and The Victims of Science
Teh Bombz of GMod NapoleonTheDessert 9 views A quick test made with my new VEGAS MOVIE STUDIO HD software.

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NapoleonTheDessert

Latest Activity

Mar 11, 2012

Date Joined

Dec 8, 2008

About this user

I keep my earlier and Extremely shitty videos here even though my later videos are slightly better. Frankly, I'm a better writer than cinematographer.
I make good machinimas sometimes. Sometimes I make piles of S**t. Depends on the day. Peace.

I go by many names. Some call me jlauzon. Others call me Joe. Still others call me An0nym0us. Even more others call me The Master. The Unenlightened call me NapoleonTheDessert.

Everything that is or ever was is just a Variable in an Infinite Equation.

Vanguard: A Harbinger of things to come.
Good or bad, only I truly know of my own actions and perceptions. Everything Else is but a variable in a complex Equation that defines the universe and that I cannot percieve.

Someone dies, an account is deleted, food is eaten, paper is thrown away... These are just variables being cross-cancelled out of the Equation.

Birth, and life create variables and complexities inherent to they way they present themselves. These new variables either advance the value of the Equation or detract from the validity of the end result. Whether they survive onto the next iteration of the Equation is dependent on the Variables it depends on, and the value the variable represents.

Each variable is interconnected infinitely with each other variable. As eons move by, millions of iterations are solved to compute the final answer. But with variables being constantly removed and added to/from the Equation, will it ever come to a solution?

Perhaps what will happen is:
When all the variables have been parsed; all the factors multiplied; all polynomials reduced; all inequalities made equal; when every last portion of the Equation solved to the last decimal, the multiverse would cease to exist, since the variables holding the very universe together were eliminated.

Perhaps, a new universe will form, and one number will be sent into every sentient creature's subconscious. One number. One Very Specific Number. A number that is the answer to the Life, the Universe, and everything that was in the previous universe.

Perhaps it's Six Hundred and Seventy-Nine. This number will become the foundation of the next universe. From the laws of physics, to the timing of Traffic lights, 679 would be everywhere, until that universe collapses and transmits its final computation to the next universe, with many variables to calculate its answer being 679. The next universe would find this number, and compute its own answer, and pass the solution on.

Each universe would contain little traces of the universes which came before it. Similar to how DNA traits are passed down from parent to child. While the end result is different from the original fore bearer, it is based on similar Variables, (or genes).

Each element of the current universe is based a little bit of all the ones before it. A pen on your desk contains minute abnormalities which we perceive as normal, since we don't know it any differently. But if that same pen were brought into the next universe, the residents there would have trouble comprehending it. The shape, the function. It would be different. it was from another Equation. However, once that pen is brought into the new Equation, it becomes a part of it. It may unbalance the Equation, or enhance it with new variables. The reaction is difficult to predict, since we cannot perceive our own Equation, let alone another universe's.

In any case, this pattern would go on ad infinitum, each time the number would be different, and each time the equation would take results from previous universes, until the Equation reached a Null answer.

This would herald the end of all existence. No more light. No more dark. No more sadness. No more Joy. No more planets, or moons, or stars. No more galaxies. No more animals. There would be no more universes left.

There was no answer to pass on, and thus, the next universe couldn't exist.

If math is a fundamental and universal constant, then it would be prudent to assume the universe was a logical construct.

Perhaps it isn't. but math forms many backbones of our universe. Many things might seem to be unpredictable, while in actuality, we lack the capability to understand that section of the Equation.

Everything that is or ever was is just a Variable in an Infinite Equation.

Hometown

West Philladelphia born and raised. (On the playground is where I spent most of my days!)

Country

United States

Occupation

Currently? A Leather Office Chair.

Companies

I WILL NEVER WORK FOR DA MAN!!! (Unless I have to, or he asks me politely.)

Schools

United School of Geekdom, Emeril Lagasse's School of Crappy Cooking, Las Vegas School of Poor Film Making, Starfleet Acadamy - Red Shirt Division, School Falling under the Pervew of the Conondrums Philosphy

Interests

Internet, Gaming, Webcomics, Anti-Trolling, TVTropes, linking to obscure sites, gaming, sniffing glue, Dropping it like it's hot, Gaming, Computer Repair, Fallout New Vegas, Modding, gaming, youTube commenting, being a grammar nazi, proving people wrong on the internet (This often backfires), Having bizarre dreams which later make absolutely no sense.

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