I clicked, I saw, I came.

I don't accept random friend requests.

Fav Youtube Quotes:

"It is not a muslim custom to adrift a body or even bury it in the sea. It is actually against muslim custom. I am not siding with Osama but just wanted to point out that you are wrong and this was not done following any muslim custom."

"So I saw this video with a weird looking face on Youtube's sidebar. My curiosity piqued, I clicked on it. Then the face started moving and I was launched out of my chair by the force of me shitting a million bricks."

"How much epic epicness can be put into such epic music of such epic proportions?"

"And such an enthusiastic rofl, too. you can tell you're actually rolling on the floor in laughter. "

"I'm sad for being fat so I'll eat to feel better..."

"And so it was written, after some time past since the Dark Path arrived to the internet, the amount of likes had increased and thus the world was saved...
While a witness had lunch before the ice-age came."

"I was lead here under false pretenses!"

"Never apologise for managing you own life :) Without stability you can't produce good output."

"Wait, you not approve this message?! Then I not approve this video!"

"I have acquired wenches who hath a buttocks of great proportions."

"You can't polish a turd but you can cover it in glitter."

"I love the random shit people say on the internet."

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