All your trolling comments prove that SARCASM IS DEAD in North America. These people want to revive it.

Hanging out with the droids:

Shawna: http://youtube.com/nanalew
Tessa: http://youtube.com/meekakitty
Cat: http://youtube.com/catrific
Mitchell: http://youtube.com/livelavaliv e
Ray: http://youtube.com/raywilliamj ohnson

These are not the droids you are looking for.

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YouTube needs to suffer for not giving me an HQ option.

I filmed this video and "Breathing" while staying at Marion's house in Indiana in May.

http://youtube.com/marionhoney

The moral of the story is don't leave me alone in your house. I'll film ALL your shoes and twat around your backyard like an idiot. You're probably safer just not inviting me over at all.

Sorry for all the montages lately. I have other stuff coming, I promise.

Twitter?

http://twitter.com/nanalew

Forevermore - Katie Herzig

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"Yet this I call to mind and therefore I have hope."

Keep Breathing - Ingrid Michaelson

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I became a man AND striped it white for Tessa's birthday. What did you do?

Drop it like it's hot or show her some textual love. Whatever you prefer.

http://youtube.com/meekakitty

[Sorry for the terrible pun. And for the creepy, trailer-parkish, drunk british-pop star, Mick Jagger impression. I had to do it. And, honestly, is Mick Jagger ever *not* drunk?]

[[IT WAS TOTALLY MARCH 20TH EST WHEN I UPLOADED THIS!]]

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I FINALLY GOT AN HQ OPTION! WOO-TAH!
Things to note:

* Yes, we did just meet when he sat next to me.
* Yes, he was watching me in the station, in the line, and on the train.
* Yes, I still have Brandon on my phone and on msn.
* No, I never did tell Brandon why I asked him that question.

P.S. I did this for the lulz. I don't expect you to actually sit through it.

P.P.S. YouTube isn't letting me reply to your lovely comments. Just know I love you all and I would comment back if I could.

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VOTING IS NOW CLOSED. Thanks everyone who voted!!!

Vote five stars *at this link* so I can WIN!:
http://www.islandreefjob.com/a pplicants/watch/Ncf-oniiuKU

Please do it. I WANT TO GO TO AUSTRALIA! *wails*

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This is a re-upload. The original upload was accidentally deleted. It is now lost in cyberspace with a little bit of my soul. Never to return....

Admiral Puffy McCrookednose embarks on a wild adventure across the Canadian wilderness with everyone's favorite Volkswagon Jetta, Furlong, at her side.

He who makes me vlog:
http://youtube.com/drakesizzle

She who will understand every Gilmore Girls reference:
http://youtube.com/marionhoney

I edited this down from like 45 minutes. NOW GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND THANK ME.

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This one's for Dannie [ff7ftw].

http://youtube.com/thatenglish girl111

Thanks to:
http://youtube.com/penturil
For doing the amazing animation. He's a rockstar.

Look who knows how to do split screen. BOO FRICKIN YA.

Music:
Dark Star - Kevin Mcleod
Incompetech.com

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wordss:

i'll be your thousandth technicolored anthem
your rhythm in the storm
when stars
atlases
and worlds combust
you know i'll keep you warm
i'll light you up--african suns
[we'll drive] into them all
you know
you know
you know me
the one thousandth flicker
in your fall.

music - ame by anathallo
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Levi
- noun [lee-vai]

1. an individual who inspires visual thinking through art.

2. anything of immense size and power, as a huge, oceangoing ship.

3. one who owes another considerable praise for divulging the single best empty-town, radio career video concept known to man.

4. a corporal cadet.

5. a commonly used euphemism for 'beamturd'.

-verb

1. [slang] to accomplish a task with exceptional flare; "I so Levied that test, man." In phrases such as this, one may use 'Levi' and 'Beamish' interchangeably.


DISCLAIMER: this video is *absolutely* not 'about levi'. um, no. just no. it's about drakesizzle.

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marion came to canada to visit. this is what happened.

she who is no longer with us:
http://youtube.com/marionhoney

if you spotted that this was a bit of a dexter theme re-make, say 'woot' out loud... NOW!

part two of this next week coming next week. next week.

music:
'laconic granny'
by kevin mcleod
incompetech.com

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Watch in HD or it'll leap off the screen and eat your face. If HD isn't available, wait for it to process, or it'll leap off the screen and eat your face.

All because of these guys:

http://youtube.com/apartmentre d
http://youtube.com/redrealityt v

Thanks to:

Hexachordal - for getting out of bed at 6am to record me a song made of sheer brilliance that I couldn't use in the end. heartheartlove.

Drakesizzle - for previewing and dealing when I spaz. [and for the best rendition of blue christmas ever]

Kickthepj - for sending me impromptu voice clips.

Gaby - for filming for me and putting up with me

YouTube - for making me embarrass myself periodically.

Adobe Premiere - for crashing and losing my timeline.

I actually love Christmas. It's this video that caused me physical pain.

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If you watch this in HQ there are these weird lines. I plan on reposting a version without them sometime in the future.

If you don't know what I'm parodying here [and your name is not Christine], you're seriously pop-culturally deprived. Seek help.

Yes, this is two days late. Oh well.

Trivia: I'm wearing my dad's Donald Trump shirt. I decided to go Donald over Armani. It felt like the right choice at the time.

[How do I always end up with Scrubs references that I don't plan?]

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