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shut the hell up and listen or watch!
About Me:
I slammed the door and ran quickly to tell Chuck what had happened, he said "no waaaaaaaaaaaay" and got up to look, I whipped out some binoculeres from out of my pants and said "LOOK". so he did. he confirmed that those were indeed zombies.
so then it cuts to us running through the streets hysterically for some odd reason. I said "we need to get to the mall! its the most fortified place around here!" even though I know for a fact there's a church down the street and its twice as safe as the mall.
we get to the mall and its FLOODED with zombies, so I whip out a baseball bat and Chuck takes out a chicken. I'm like, "what the crap? why do you have a chicken?" he says, "no Joe, its a chicken GUN" he pulls up its tail feathers and starts shooting eggs out of its booty.
about halfway through the killing, we find this hobo with a dog, and I hit him in the head with a bat. I was surprised to find that he was just a normal hobo. he said,"nononononononom, I'm not a zombie,-" he paused for a moment. "but my dog is." the screen zoomes to is dog, and its foaming at the mouth and babbling like you would expect an insane person would for a minute, then we decided to go to the food court.
we get to Panda Express and fortify ourselves in there. But then a zombie Karate master ambushes us. we get into a brawl, and in the middle of it, during one of my swings, I killed the hobo's zombie dog. so its goes into a long sad climactic scene with sad music, then we kill the zombie karate dude. we finally boarded up the place and found a life time supply of Chinese food in the back.
then I woke up. :P yep SO this was brought to u bye josphe banks
Hometown:
memphis
Country:
United States
Occupation:
NOTHING!
Companies:
NOTHIN!!!
Schools:
frank h peterson
Interests:
FLYING ON A TACO, BMX, TALKING, FARTING , EATING TACOS, CHOCOLATE, BURRITO, BIKING,
Movies:
harry potter ,Forrest GumpNaruto, Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, Futurama, The mind of Carlos Mencia
Music:
Country, Emerson drive, kid rock, anberlin, october glory, blue october, anberlin, skillet, seeking serenity, christian rock, seether, korn, limp bizkit
Books:
harry potter, Percy Jackson
I will be very grateful!
MU DILLS