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Anyone else notice that most Price Is Right fail vids are during Drew Carey's run?

♬ Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal! ♬

Chuck Norris' great-grandfather farted.

The only known footage of Chuck Norris cumming.

If they ever make a Streets of Rage movie, this song HAS to be in the credits!

Try to imagine yourself in the Post-Modern Period. You get your first look at this ‘six-foot monkey’ as you enter a clearing. He moves like a primate, lightly bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement, and he'll lose you if you don't ...

Wow...I drove better than that when I was a fetus

"Release...me..."

"I know there is much we can learn from each other. Can there be peace between us?"

"Peace...No peace..."

"What is it you want us to do?"

"...Die..."

@ocarinafrek How true that is.

Wow...this would've been perfect as the theme song for some 80's sitcom!

What's this movie called again?

Muppet Tryout Fail

Wow...I'm pretty sure the 70's fucked a lot of people up.

Wow...this was uploaded way back in 2008 and it has no comments yet? Well...first comment, I guess. Also, this scene was quite cool.

Meanwhile, on board the alien mothership:

“Lieutenant, we were ordered not to take any more humans this month! So what’s the deal?”

“Sir, it wasn’t me. I’ve still got all these damn cows to process.”

“Well that just leaves ensign Lajlark. Where the hell is he, anyway? He’s 2 hours late for his sh...

It's mirror universe Hasselhoff!

Who plays the dad? I know that guy from somewhere. It's gonna bug me till I figure it out...

@Fribsy The number of dislikes on this video is the year I was born. Damn, I'm gettin' old.

Guy in next cubicle: "Excuse me, I believe you have my stapl-- Oh my God!"

She sounds like R2-D2

It's 2012 already? Man did I get wasted!

52 people were swallowed whole by a T-Rex, then vomited back onto the ground where they were spit in the eyes by a Dilophosaurus which was then chased away by a pack of Velociraptors.

The point is...they were alive when the Velociraptors started to eat them.

If this was Judge Judy, she'd be dead.

Hahaha! Pakleds show up!

"We look for things to make us go."

Klingon: "You've come to the right place!"

"When Jason grows up, he wants to make commercials. Don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams."

$3.99 for a shrimp dinner? I am SO there! Crank, you stupid DeLorean!

I remember this commercial! It made me want to try crab. But alas, to this day I have yet to try it. For all I know, some of those crab species may be extinct now. "Pacific Dungeoness?" Never heard of it except in this ad.

For the record, he says Fuck 165 times.

Boredom is a harsh mistress...

...100 points for killing Bowser with fireballs? 100 points? That's...it?

At 3:25, that van's like, "Doo-de-doo-de-doo...Whoa, fuck that shit!"

That pissed-off-looking guy is probably trying to listen to that Fireflies song on his ipod for the 200th time.

"Sweet as an orange right from the tree. Right?"

"Y-Yes, sir. Pl-Please don't hurt me!"

Ooh, Mr. Adams! Yeeesss! OOOOOH!

Um...giblet gravy? I'll take the dry, parched roast by itself, thank you. I think there's a reason you don't see giblet gravy in grocery stores anymore.

2:22 - First recorded footage of alien life.