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Things you can say about your boat but not your girlfriend...

"She's gotten a bit leaky with age..."

@mickeypopa he said, he hadn't read the bill, he just supported the general principle of prosecuting copyright infringement and protecting intellectual property.

is that mandy patinkin, doing the voice over of the colbert/cain ad (2:46 - 3:13)?

@frost1947 the point he's trying to make, as i understand it, is that many politicians praise themselves for being devoted christians, but when it comes to actually following the word of christ - you know all that socialist talk of feeding the hungry and selling your possessions and giving it to ...

@quickcooper61 that is simply not true.. statistics in switzerland have shown that with the number of (military issued) guns reduced in swiss households, the number of gun crimes has nearly been cut in half within 10 years. additionally, they stopped issuing ammo (which you mentioned in another r...

@NixuzE a very good point, and a topical issue at that. parliament is currently debating if they should expand the criteria for declaring an initiative invalid (meaning people will not vote on it). they want to add core parts of the constitution and international law to the list.

furthermore, it...

actually there is a centralized (federal) government.. the states (or cantons, as we call them) "transfer" some of their responsibilities to that federal government, where a centralized solution seems necessary/advantageous. examples: criminal code (except for the lowest level), social security, ...

@mjswans not exactly. "the idiots" (me included :) ) believe humans and apes (all primates for that matter) share a common ancestry, which - in case you're wondering - has been supported by actual evidence. you may have heard the word "evidence" before, i know it doesn't mean much to religious pe...

@lolnonamesleft we have the same system in switzerland... just with even fewer universities (it's an even smaller country, ok ;) ). it's a great system... to me it seems to work a lot better, actually.

maybe they should let "the lord" fix the budget deficit :)

@kryckeestrooff 1) atheists BELIEVE there are no deities 2) in what way is george bush an atheist?

isn't the problem with negatively connotated words exactly that people "on one side" stop using it and so it is then only used - in this case by conservatives - in a negative context?

in my opinion, people who are so focused on everything being p.c. are completely missing the point. why not just,...

@rolandarose8506 have you missed the big, red letters behind "transcribe audio"? :) speech recognition is a very challenging thing to do technically. especially if you can't calibrate it to a specific person...

harry potter and the invisible toothpick...

@22Mrjsmooth he actually said "home state"... might wanna listen more carefully before you go around calling people idiots... just a suggestion :)

@RebornLegacy congratulations... (sorry, don't have 1.5 trillion for you :) )

"famous people who'd do a reality show... so figure it out".. reality tv summed up perfectly :)

after watching this i know three things about bachmann:

1) she doesn't know jack about france

2) she has never watched al jazeera

3) she has no idea what 'equal opportunity' and 'united' means

oh yeah.. and 4) she's a moron...

@ForceRecon198 definitely! or switzerland (sorry, i just got a little patriotic). i'll save you a seat :)

stop throwing stuff at him and put the little fucker on a diet :)

concerning the switzerland story: the term "suicide tourism" was used by the party that wanted to make assisted suicide illegal (of course to make it sound creepy). it's not an officially used term.

"a lot of kids don't have parents that really care" and now let's focus on marilyn manson instead of the fact that THE PARENTS DON'T CARE!

@MrRxProductions "Atheist=Devil worshipers"... and I always thought atheists didn't worship any kind of deity. thanks for clearing that up for me ;)

wow, that was awesome! especially the last part when they both sing at the same time. they should do that on an episode :)

(best musical i've ever seen, btw...)

cayenne pepper?? you bastard!

nice de niro impression :)

"always good to edit the show in the middle of it, though, i find.." classic! :)

@Jennathemeg

season 6, episode 9: the mooch at the boo. enjoy! :)

@alpha18412

so what, he can't have an opinion? as long as he doesn't "preach" inside the courthouse i don't see a problem. :)

let me see if i get this...

invading iraq for oil profits: sure there's money for that!

bailing out banks so they can keep stealing people money, jobs and homes: sure there's money for that!

helping people in their struggle for exactly those rights we already have and love so much (i assume :) )...

i don't know about mafia 2 but you definitely hear it a lot in fallout new vegas. it's been stuck in my head ever since :) great song!

impressive moves! soft, elegant, sexy.... just amazing!

@msstellajane so do i. it's got much more energy. freaking hilarious!