ATTENTION
This is my only channel (apart from TheHumanJukebox1) so anyone pretending to be me, or has a similar name, is a poser.

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down, i'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug
*She gave him a big hug*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile

A MESSAGE TO ALL MY HATERS:

U make me laugh. Your attempts amuse me. So much, in fact I will be uploading a song called "The Hater Song" devoted to you. Oh and by the way, Im gonna put this nicely:

Get off my back, bitch! I hate you all and I hope u die in Hell! :D

Just kidding! That was... that was not nice enough here is the real version:

Stop hating :)

You know you live in 2010 when...
♣1. You go to a party, sit down and take Facebook pics.
♣2. You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.
♣3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace/Facebo ok.
♣4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
♣6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
♣7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
♣8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
♣9. You were too busy to notice number five.
♣10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
♣11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
♣12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did..