Darkbleed of Moon Guard

You can either profit by this, or be destroyed. It's your choice, but I warn you not to underestimate my power.

Sometimes guard duty is a second chance... after you take an arrow to the knee.

This is the real shit when it comes to hard relationships.

@2010GOP My point exactly. You are still pissed, and your ilk will get behind Santorum over this, whom Obama will crush easily in November. This time, a Democrat uses retarded religious bullshit to gain an advantage. Go Obama!

Dear old Mrs. Pteranadon, had some kids and one came out wrong, guess she got caught having too muuch fun, on the Dinosaur Train!

Shadow Warrior is basically being a ninja. It's very realistic, because ninjas in real life can disappear right in front of you and then chop your head off from behind before you know what's happening.

There's something ironic about a major bank playing a song with the lyrics "Somebody left the gate open" in their commercial.

Freakin love it!

I used to be sexy like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.

All hail to Ulfric! You are the High King! In your great honor we'll drink and we'll sing!

Let me guess. Somebody stole your sweet roll?

If you ever needed to go back in time and knock the simple people of the Baroque period on their ass, this would be the song to do it with. Get them comfortable with a Bach-y sounding organ fugue, then whip out the electric guitar with distortion effects and steal their innocence with some ass ki...

It's a shame Johnny Cash died before he got the chance to cover this song. Like Hurt, it just has so much potential.

@RextheHuskyWolf Youtube it and make a video reply to this video, or it didn't happen!!!

This video is actually genius. Maybe ten years ago this would be insane, but in the internet age you create something weird and it goes viral. Everyone is talking about the smoking campaign manager and the creepy smile, and people are posting it on their facebook and texting it around. Bad pre...

But... but... who's gonna take care of all those poor fertilized eggs that never got a chance to implant? What about the unfertilized ones? What about all those millions of sperm that never found an egg in the first place and die sad and lonely in a cold wet spot on somebody's bed? Who's looki...

@Atlantafried ROFL

¡Puede matarte!

1:05 Perry totally should have punched Romney in the face.

I saw this commercial this morning during breakfast and sprayed milk out of my nose when the baby throws cereal at him. Love it!!! :-D

@Harri845 Absolutely right, was getting ready to post this myself.

This is really creepy.

@cowboysimpson Youtube dun goofed when they added these stupid thumbs up and down buttons. Now people just post bullshit to get thumbs ups instead of keeping it real.

I'll treat ya like milk, I'll do nothing but spoil ya. ^_^

When the opponent expands, I contract. When he contracts, I expand. And when there is an opportunity... I do not hit. It hits all by itself.

If you stare you are gonna get the third degree, I don't fear that rusty rifle that you're pointing at me, my condition comes from a lack of vitamin C - scurvy!

Even more EPIC!!! THRILLER!!!!

He just wants to tell you how he's feeling!

The premise of this song is so childish and annoying. If this person who keeps giving you all this stuff annoys you when they expect something in return from you, then get them out of your life. If you are comparing that person to the sun, giving and giving and you're just the moon and shouldn...

Bruce Lee's character in Enter the Dragon was clearly a very strong influence on the game designer's in their creation of Lui Kang. Actually the parallels between Enter the Dragon and the original Mortal Kombat are almost on the level of copyright infringement. LOL

Awwwww they should put this kitty on those ASPCA "Give Us Your Money" commericals! Poor thing... :-(

1:58 that girl is pure Sith evil. She would make Palpatine's blood run cold!

Okay all these DLC characters are nice, but wth $10 bucks apiece??? What happened to the good old days when you unlocked new content by game achievements? Hell, I already paid $60 for the game, and now I gotta keep throwing more money at it just to get all the content? This kind of pisses me off!

Kids these days can't even comprehend this level of awesome! Pokemon teddy bears that fight each other? Yugioh card battles? Dude, we had a freaking wizard that shot laser propelled rockets out of a dump truck at a mutant plant backhoe!

Mmmmmm this song describes how I feel almost perfectly.

Sea Dawg is the real deal!

Someone needs to update this for the Facebook generation - "That ain't my comments on her wall, Lord this don't look good at all, that's my girl, my whole world, but that ain't my pic."