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@Lerky morning,night,whatever....nothing better to do huh? haha :]

@1423626 haha thanks :]

@ODJames2 being the dirty smoker i am i know about nicotine gum,tried to blow bubbles with it and failed,hey maybe it's just me but it didn't work,it's kinda too thick.

she looks like she's into it

i've seen a guy get his head cut off in a vid before but this is the worst!,what is wrong with these people?

i know this is a joke but the black mamba is only no 5 on the list,also it is native to africa,the most venomous is the fierce snake AKA inland taipan native to Australia,50 times more venomous than the common cobra,enough venom to kill 1000 humans with a decent single bite,the mamba only about 2...

@MitchRockNES i really don't know how the hell i got here,i was looking at engines about 15 minutes ago....i don't think your gay,but i do think you need to harden the fuck up!

a great tactic i use is when someone puts shit on me a i just agree with them,even make a joke about myself and laugh....

why don't you just go shoot up your school?,seems to be all the rage for piss'd off kids to do in the usa

a bloke bought one of these from the auto parts shop next to the mechanical workshop where i work,apparently he came back after he put it together and asked where he could buy the fuel from,true story!

WOW!..how much boost can that thing handle ?

loose track,other than that awesome!

cute :]

he's just playing with his food

serves you right for being made of meat

@fredge1of1humanity ever kill a spider or bug and not eat it?,"oh but it's a cat not a bug" BULLSHIT! it's still an animal.all human's by nature are evil,life is crule,many animals kill with no intention of eating there kill,yes humans are animals too.im sure however shot this cat wasn't planing ...

@SiKHiTxxFaLLz what happened here has no reflection on this man's skills as a mechanic,for all any of as know he could be a genius with machines,sometimes a faulty lead will arc out through the insulation because electricity chooses the path with the least resistance,sometimes that path just happ...

@redyoshi1985 in Aussie land where i live most manual cars can be started in gear,it's mainly only the newer models that have safety switches,although some older cars have it as well..it's good practise to leave a car out of gear before getting out in the bay that ya working in.personaly i've nev...

@cexisoul I like how you call me an idiot and didn't spell correctly,the cat i killed never gifted with pray,it just went on a rampage and left dead bodys in the yard,although i do know what you mean about cats doing that.i put up with it for over a year,then i did what had to be done,i felt bad ...

if you can legally keep such animals where you live...i hope you never take it for granted,i would love to have one as a friend but my government is fucked up.

why didn't you bite it's arse like it wanted you to?

@Karumii how do you know,are you a lobster?

@DerelictFrog33 not any more it isn't,i mean they already cut it up when it was still alive hey!

life feeds on life,granted....but this is just fucked up.

I'd like to think i would have killed the turtle without asking to end it's suffering

CATS BELONG IN CAGES (crab pots)

i was hoping it was gunna grab and fuck his hand up...i know im evil :]

@ryder2shae it's a kawasaki...thats your problem to begin with!...check for wasp nests,little fucking barstards!.stuck carby floats,jets?...yeah i got nothin?,im sorry i'd like to but can't help ya,not in front of me and i don't know much about thoses bikes,try sendin this bloke a message instead...

@usafguy691 if the camshaft has broken there is a reason why,doesn't sound good...you may have bent valves?,take the camshaft out then all the valves will be closed,be sure to keep the cam caps in order,and put them back exactly where they came from...im thinking this would only work on a leakdow...

you just doubled the power,awesome!!!

@jlsparky7 ok ok to be fair if done right i have very little doubt this would work,i was just being a smart arse...im a mech myself and would rather just replace such things...maybe cos i get parts cheap and for the most part know what im doing...this is a safety related part,and your suggesting ...

@pav400 heavy duty automatic transmission's are widely used in drag racing,foot on the brake...stall up the auto,get the engine where it starts making power,let off the brake..you get the idea,just one reason,go look it up?...but as a road car i fuckin hate auto's,the competition comes down to pr...

@killertctma im a mechanic and like to fix things no matter how much time it takes me rather than just buy a new one,a point i did not think of in my last comment,so i can appreciate what your saying,and yes it's easy for me to say just buy a high output,kinda made an arse of myself didn't i...

growing up is optional,this vid made me smile,love it.

when i first heard the motor and thought this is electric..it's gunna be crap.....i was very wrong.

what a dumb bitch...i don't want to fuck you,cos your stupid.