About this user
I am very smart and pedantic with a penchant for certain curse words, a love for music, philosophy, and comedy (especially sketch and standup), especially Mr. Show and comedians like George Carlin, David Cross, Zach Galifianakis, Bob Odenkirk, David Wain, Michael Showalter and many others...oh yeah and back to the music I am into alot of music though I tend to hate music that lacks texture, is bland or whose lyrics are shitty aka meaningless in every imaginable way. I actually love to dance and love a good beat but not that shitty club music unless a girl insists because what can I say...girls are hot. I am somewhat of a popular music historian and I have a comprehensive knowledge of music in general, thus I know a fair amount about jazz and a little about classical, I will admit that I still have alot to learn when it comes to two latter styles. Oh and fundamentalist christians appear to be a bunch of whiny fascist cunts...just putting it out there. I should really change my name because I am only a little culturally Jewish, although I suppose I am a left wing Jew when it comes to empathizing with the disenfranchised. Uhh I realize that this profile makes me appear to be quite the self indulgent cunt but hey who isn't? The only thing I strive for is honesty. It should be said that like George Carlin while I may hate groups I love people as I see them. Oh and everybody on youtube leave other people alone if they offend you its just the internet and should be a haven of free speech. If you honestly get offended by shit you shouldn't be playing in this arena and by this arena I mean the human one. I also think that most people on Youtube are either fucking retarted and racist...I am hoping this doesn't reflect our country or world..."From now on we are going to alternate our dinner music, because frankly (and I don't think I am alone here) I am tired of this Lawrence Welk shit". I need to amend this profile and say that I don't think every aspect of what I originally wrote reflects who I am anymore. I realize that this profile makes me sound like a pretentious asshole who can't really use grammar correctly. I will change it when I get the chance. Peace and love,
David
Interests
Strangling animals, golf, and masturbating and may I say that I am a hunter, explorer, and a novelist, a travelair,explorist and a noveler. I actually attend the University of Maryland-College Park and am graduating two years late with a degree in something liberal artsish and foppish (faggy but I mean it affectionately).