hey DICK eater! are u a fan of final fantasy? lol

When asked to define "tasteless", Murphy4709 dug up Saddam Hussein and Farrah Fawcett and dressed their dead bodies up as Nazi's. He then photographed the pair and sent it into the New York Times, with the caption "Anyone for SwasTEAka?". He then killed the boy who asked him the question and danced on his grave. He was quoted as saying " Bless him, for only in death will he educate future generations on the word, "tasteless".

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Murphy4709 has been described as "aphobic". It is rumoured that he is the "fear itself" Franklin D. Roosevelt was describing.

Murphy4709 does not chemically digest his food. His stomach is lined with microscopic fists, which proceed to beat up food particles. The food particles then hand over any energy they may have, so that this guy can continue to pillage, have suprise sex, and generally curb stomp any nay-sayers. He is also fuelled by Jaegermeister.

Murphy4709 once became a policeman to track down and arrest himself for genocide and crimes against humanity. He never found the culprit, which is his only recorded failure to date.

Murphy4709 once made a hat out of Bertie Ahern's skin. However, he decided not to wear it because "Hats are.... too obtuse".

Murphy4709 once went 5 minutes in the ring with Jean-Claude Van Damme. The outcome was expected, as Van Damme was rendered deceased after 31 seconds. Shortly before his death, Murphy4709 declared "This is for Kickboxer, Cyborg, Street Fighter and Timecop. Also, your wife looks pretty do-able, obviously looking for a fuckin' ". Also of note was the fact that Murphy4709 started the fight in a Brazillian Jiu Jitsu position on the canvas, and did not get up the entire fight.

Hi murphy, thanks for the message, sorry long time to reply, having summer break from youtube and uploading. Hows things with you ?? Hope youre well and enjoying the sun. i'm ok, quite good lately to be honest, got a new car on friday, as last one was written off. Hope all is well with you, and speak soon, cheers....

nlight uk , ;-)

The franchise "Ghostbusters" was originally an idea put forward by Murphy4709. However, instead of ghosts, there would be bikini clad women, and instead of proton packs there were water hoses. The idea was dubbed "Remarkably substantial", however the content was deemed too mature for children of the 1940's. Thus, mainstream pornography was created. It worked out well for Murphy4709. While you are making God cry, he is bedding your girlfriend/ mother/ both.