I'm back and better than ever!

You know you live in 2010 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is because they don't have AIM, MSN, MySpace, FaceBook, ect...
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing button on the T.V.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer
7. You read this list and keep nodding and smiling
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this
9. You were to busy to notice number five was missing
10. You actually looked back up to see if there was a number five
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity
12. Put this on your profile if you fell for it. :D


A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you are born you're PINK".
"When you grow up you're WHITE, "
"When you're sick, you're GREEN, "
"When you go in the sun you turn RED, "
"When you're cold you turn BLUE, "
"And when you die you turn PURPLE.
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
Put this on your page if you HATE racism...

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