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Hey Baby - Jonas Brothers (FULL Studio Version) - Lyrics On Screen + Download Link!
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We dont want to see them happy, you understand. No, its because Joe Jonas and Camilla Belle have both got massive eyebrows and so their offspring would end up freakishly hairy, and wed be allowed to chase it into the forest with pitchforks and torches as a result. But that dream is over - Joe Jonas and Camilla Belle have split up.Still, Joe Jonas took the news like a man - a man who openly weeps at his own concerts. Video? Oh yes.
For the briefest moment of time recently, all the Jonas brothers were happy. They were all in blissful, non-sexual relationships with their dream girls - the littlest Jonas was together with Miley Cyrus, the rubbish older Jonas who looks like he was ordered to join the Jonas Brothers against his will by his parents had just got engaged to a hairdresser and Joe Jonas was hooked up with Camilla Belle, the girl from that rubbish caveman film that nobody saw.
But now its over. Joe Jonas and Camilla Belle - the poster couple for wild, uncontrollable eyebrows that closely resemble what we imagine Susan Boyles pubes to be like - are no more. Theyve split up. Theyre kaput.
What caused this heartbreaking love split? Was it Joe Jonas punishing workload? Were Camilla Belles eyebrows so big that they weighed down her head, giving her the preliminary stages of a grotesque humpback? Maybe well never know. All we have for now is the statement given to Access Hollywood by Camilla Belles rep Brad Cafarelli:
Yes, its true, they have broken up, Brad Cafarelli told Access. However, the split was amicable and Jonas and Belle remain on good terms. There is no third party involved and they care deeply about each other and will remain friends, Cafarelli added.
Cafarelli then conspicuously turned his back on reporters and started punching himself in the face, presumably because he never wanted to officially pass on non-details of the dating habits of D-list celebrities for a living and deep down he knows that his parents are disgusted with the career choices hes made. Or at least thats what we imagine Cafarelli did - its what we would have done in his situation, anyway.
But listen! The big news isnt that Joe Jonas and Camilla Belle have split up - the big news is that afterwards, Joe Jonas couldnt stop blubbering like some sort of emotionally immature namby-pamby wussbag during his concert.
haha couldnt stop laughing
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