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You Play To Much Mw2 When:

You Yell "EMP All Electronics Are Offline!" When The Power Goes Out

The Sec Your Dog Jumps On You, You Snap It's Neck

You Think You Have Comando Pro On So You Jump Off A 5 Story Building

You walk into your bosses office, open his briefcase, make some beeping noises an...

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten, even the records held by women.

M & M

This battle will not be easy, the box people show no mercy. (gay party)

Today we invade the box fort. Many of you will not return alive, but know that you have died proudly, in the hands of a far superior enemy (super gay party)

And the fight begins...

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!! ALL THIS CAN COME FROM DRUGS??????