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A couple of more years and Handler will become and look like Joan Rivers.

@louisxD Shs's a lesbian..she don't like the dick....you dick.

Brad Pitt is on his way baby....don't move.

@ieatroches95 Who do you like...Let's see old man Letterman or the big Dork Conan.

Nobody watches Fox news for content. They watch Fox because they hire smoking hot women with big boobs and short skirts and the biggest boob they hired is Sarah Palin. Now that Herman Cain became controversial they hired him as well.

Do you belong to a communist party? Do you have a drinking problem? Gee Craig why don't you ask her if she takes it in the ass?

The reason emmy rossum hasn't been on the show is the same reason most A listers haven't been on the show. They don't want to talk about their vaginas, clitoris drug or alcohol addiction.

Bill was right, they actually talked about nothing for half the segment.

This segment had me laughing so hard I had tears streaming down my face.

So now the talk show is slowly becoming a game show.

@Sekushu Yeah, 19 year old girls are sooo attracted to 50 year old married men.

That women has got a lot of miles on her.

I liked her in the movie Gorilla's in the Mist and also the Green Mile.

@zombiekiller117 You just proved my point. You know why Canadians have sex doggy style? So they can both watch the hockey game.

Asking stupid questions, constantly sipping from his cup. This dude is annoying.

Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney....

Didn't Steve Jobs have 2 sisters named Blow and Hand.

@cjb8824 So Jay Leno is a corporate cock sucker...and who do you work for genius. Do you know anything about Hollywood. Everyone is a kiss ass and suck up. Leno is worth millions has a great life and Hicks died a miserable death from taking to much cock in the ass.

@GabKoost Yes your right he should talk to her like the dirty Spic whore that she is.

I should have killed you in Vietnam when I had the chance

40% of women have never achieved an orgasm. That's why there's a medical procedure to turn them into Chaz Bono.

Name a word that rhymes with jigger

How about smell my dick awkward pause.

Ron Paul is the only candidate that speaks the truth. He will never get elected because big corporations run the government and he can't be bought by them. We are in a serious economic struggle and Mitt Romney will not help this country.

Conan had bad ratings and was replaced with Leno who has better ratings then Letterman.

I guess Iowa has the largest mail order brides as well.

@Paigerunner My point is that she is peppered with tattoos like a butch convict and shows them off. If you want to be taken seriously on TV, act like a pro and stop trying to be someone your not.

@Slingblade347 For what reason? and why stop at hijacking 4 planes? They could have easily hijacked 10 planes and hopefully 1 plane should have hit your house. now there is a conspiracy

@coy0te9 He said the song was great.. Stop being suck a negative French ass kisser.

Finally the truth about Conan. He should have never left 12:30. Howard is a fuckin genius

Garofalo in Italian means ugly, frigid, flat chested no talent fool.

This woman suffers from lack of cock.

Bye Bye Glenn Beck...your ass is cancelled.

@mark32811 If you believe that 9/11 was an inside job, you must also believe in Santa Claus and the Easter bunny.

Craig really needs to stop asking his guests if they do drugs or have an alcohol problem. I'm sure her publicist was not happy with those questions. I bet she will never return as with most of his quests.