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"Get me some coffee, black black black, with coffee, please Brian".

Coffee with coffee means that Brian must have to make a bloody strong coffee. Mind you, no Red Bull in 1981.

If YOU found Noel Edmonds creeping up behind you while you're doing your cooking?

Meal Or No Meal?

"U thank thayt's gonna..........thayt ain't gornna haaaa-PEN!"

"Jesus!"

Only CJ can get away with that!!

What did you get for your £2,884? Vinyl seats, one colour, black. No radio, no door mirrors, no fag lighter and plywood side panels in the rear.

Wally and the Forgetful Housewife. These days known as "Posh and Becks".

@dilwich123 Do you mind not using that word please?

It's as if they saw the future of TV, looking at what we get nowadays..................

So that's how Paul McCartney made his mistake when marrying Heather Mills.

He listened to yeast.

The coalition government's anthem???

I have been to Liverpool quite a few times to make my feelings clear as to how I am sick and tired of the judgemental posse and their endless vitriolic slatings on Liverpool and it's inhabitants. Liverpudlians (not "Scousers") are one of the nicest, courteous and warmhearted populations in the U...

@RNC200711 Well, that's what you get from a fine actor.

@aubreywongbohuen Boring? The only boring music I know at the moment eminates from the likes of The X Factor and Justin Bieber.

At 14 seconds, I could swear I heard Piss off.

The product is "Sure" in the UK, but for how much longer before it becomes "Degree" along with Snickers, Starburst and Cif?

1:07 "Nasty, nasty!"

..all this. over football... I despair.

@beefybritish Yobs and louts, what else can I say?

Many thanks!

Hard to realise that "Up" will be 20 next year.

@Drinkman7reloaded It got to Number 1 when getting to Number 1 was still an achievement, as opposed to it now hijacked for the coffers of Cowell and Walsh.

I remember a similar thing like this - TV presenter losing her/his temper on a Not The Nine O Clock sketch - "Hey Wow!"

@slapmyfunkybass P*ss off.

This is about sewage - hmm, must be teaching under 5's about Simon Cowell's back catalogue of horror.

.....the hoodies on the bus go "Oi! Giz yer 'handbag you cow init?!"

What Mabel should say about British buses - "Some are big, and some are small, and some don't bloody turn up at all".

@mistofoles No, the narrator was Jack Smith, who was also involved in another Granada schools programme

"Evolution".

LOOK AROUND YOU! JUST LOOK AROUND YOU!!

@Rachulie Which "people" exactly?

2:09 It was no way lift the tigers?!

Seattle's Morrissey.

@Abercrombieand1Bitch ..and anyone who is offended by it is a closet paedophile. (Kurt Cobain, 1991)

Captaincomputa.

"Unnatural"? What would be your definition of that then? That homosexuality is a manufactured monstrosity which is a threat to all humans, dogs, cats, budgies and all other animate species on Planet Earth?

Sexuality, no matter what kind, remains a natural process and has been ...

Michael Denzil Xavier Portillo.

Hmm.....

"Charlie "Broker's" Screenwipe"?!

@MPPFLIPP Firstly, may I say that my interest is in women, which came naturally to me, as does all sexuality in humans whatever orientation that may be. If as you say you are "reporting what I saw", then I can only suspect that have seen media articles filled with nonsensical bigotry. You coul...

@jmonking67 No she didn't

I would think that "why tell the truth?" is more likely to be what a British politician would say.

One poster asked "the government didn't have to privatise all of British Rail did it?"

Thing is, Thatcher and the Tories loved it so much that she'd privatise the Downing Street cat if she could.

Looks a bit like Shaun Ryder..........

We don't need to "pre-judge".

All we need to do is look and listen.

And that's enough.