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MrTURBOJOHN
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Name:
Nameless
Channel Views:
6,228
Total Upload Views:
50,617
Age:
21
Joined:
Jun 23, 2009
Latest Activity:
3 weeks ago
Subscribers:
88
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Hello
This is a shitty channel, I'm looking for help for do some stuff
Need pro guys (not that pro)
I want to make some GTA SA machinimas, but as you can see I cant do shit, you probably dont know this account but with help this gonna roll over wheels like pork fat in FRED's penis

Upcoming machinimas (copying SmallGekas)
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Weed and friends
Comedy about drugs
History: 100%
Filming: 100%
Editing:80%
voice actors:20% want help. PM please
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CANCELLED DUE TO VOICE ACTORS LAZYNESS, ONLY ONE VOICE ACTOR ACTUALLY CARED, THE WHOLE REST, FUCK YOU (if you even remember this project)

Frequently asked questions

Q: Are you retard?
A: No, but if I would, would you really bully me?

Q: Are you gay?
A: No, but what you have against gays?

Q: Are you nerd?
A: Sometimes yes, sometimes no

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Why YouTube sucks

Super slow speed

Copyright infringement

Retards spamming "watch my videos"

People dying for a sub and spamming

10 video minutes limit

Bots spamming porn websites

Retarded kids who repost "scary" chain letters

YouTube celebrities (Like Fred) Most of them fucking suck only some are good.

People acting tough in the internet

People who have no talent and get famous (This goes for real life too)

People sending messages about YouTube shutting down

Everything in YouTube is slow

Stupid layout


A White man once said,''Colored people are not allowed here.''
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said:
''Listen sir... when I was born I was BLACK'
''When I grew up I was BLACK,''
''When im sick i'm BLACK'',
''When i go in the sun im BLACK'',
''When i'm cold i'm BLACK'',
''When I die i'll be BLACK'',
''But you sir.''
''When you're born you're PINK'',
''When you grow up you're WHITE'',
''When you're sick you're GREEN'',
''When you go in the sun you turn RED'',
''When you're cold you turn BLUE'',
''And when you die you turn PURPLE'',
''And you have the nerve to call me colored?'
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.
Put this on your page if you HATE racism..


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IF YOU DO NOT FUCKING LIKE MY FUCKING ENGLISH GO FUCK YOURSELF, I DON'T LIKE YOUR FACE EITHER
About Me:
 
Hello my name is John (translated to English, if not its João, Im 19 years old, I like making lame videos and I actually want more views
Hometown:
SEWER
Country:
Portugal
Companies:
CWA TEAM
Schools:
I DO NOT ATTEND TO FUCKING SCHOOL, CAN'T YOU SEE THAT?
Interests:
Nothing
Movies:
TITANIC, THAT SHIT MAKES ME CRY (LOL)
Music:
EVERYTHING THAT IS ACTUALLY FUCKING MUSIC
Books:
HOLY BIBLE (LOLWUT)
Recent Activity  
MrTURBOJOHN added a new video to Music´ (3 weeks ago)
From their album "Primo Victoria."
 
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