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So there was this CRISIS in my hometown of VILLA. TheHANOI district was gonna be used as a NUKETOWN. The LAUNCH would be in 3 hours and the RADIATION would kill us. So i went to the neighboring town of GRID and saw an ARRAY of hot blonde chicks. After an hour i CRACKED one of them and we went to the SUMMIT of Mt HAVANA. She told me to put my WMD in her but even though it was JUNGLE down there it was awesome and my FIRING RANGE increased by 5 inches. A new record!

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