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Finns an arrogant prat. I hope he gets destroyed in the remaining matches. The big test (Sri Lanka & India) lies ahead. Their pyschotic batsmen will tear him apart.

Imran Farhat is TATTI - he shouldn't be allowed within 100 miles of the pakistan cricket team. The guy is useless. We all know why he keeps getting selected though, dont we. Its all thanks to his father in law or should i say faggot in law.

There's a number of good openers in Pakistan - Fawad alam, Awais zia, Ahmed shahzad, Nasir Jamshed - replace Imran Faggot with one of these guys. Only way that would be possible would be to abandon Mohammed Ilyas in the amazon rain forest so that Farhat can never feature in another ODI, T20 or Te...

Too much safarish in Pakistan cricket. True talent doesn't come to the forefront. This guy's already 27. Should have been given exposure 2/3 years ago. Would have combined well with Mohammed Amir, (but who screwed up his own career). Ali Imran Pasha was also another excellent bowler. Who can forg...

Just waiting for Bob Willis & his boyfriends in the media to raise suspicion about his bowling action or that Adnan Akmal was making too much noise behind the wicket - Get a life Willis.

These guys will use just about evry excuse in the book. Next they'll hand in a petition to the ICC, demanding...

England just got thumped - LOLZ. The number 1 team got a taught a cricketing lessons. Lets see what the media says now. In particular our friend, Bob Willis. I cant see the headline now: "ABDUR REHMAN ATE TOO MUCH SPINACH". Lolz

sounds like a tractor

bloody hell - Monty got battered. After the game, he was interviewed and was so overjoyed at being back in the team - taking 1 for 91 but acted like he'd just taken 5 wickets. Lolz

The excuses of the the British media machine, (in particular Willis) never cease to amaze me. If Misbah scores a winning century, I wouldnt be surprised if Willis pulls another pathetic excuse out of his excuses archive encyclopaedia, claiming Misbah had tampered with the cricket bat or some shit...

Molvi Mushtaq feeling the heat: 15:40

The interviewer shouldn't be referred to as an anchor - he's a wanker

These fucko's have always got some excuse already prepared up their sleeves (or should i say up their arse). Next Umar gul may take 7 wickets & sponge bob (boob) will turn around and say aye up that paki had too much chicken tikka masaala during lunch. Faggots never cease to amaze me. Sorry ass l...

Telly was abt 5 ft10. Supposedly same height as Sly - but then, Sly's always been sensitive about his height. I heard one guy say he's about 5 ft 9.

More like 6 minutes of wasted time

Result in the ring: Alex won in the first round so why act the hardman Jason. Actions speak louder than words

I love this guy - he's fantastic. Sure Laurel & Hardy, Charlie Chaplain & Harold lloyd may have more of a global following but I preferred George Formby & Will Hay. Besides, George lent generous support to the boys during war time & rallied support for them. Wish i could have met the guy in real ...

Im of Pakistani decent but a huge George Formby fan. Last year, in the Birmingham open market, I saw this old man selling black & white movie dvd's & memorabilia. He had a fine range of golden oldies. I saw the George Formby collection & immediately snapped it up for £7 (Bargain). Whilst still th...

Threaten to kill the manager like i did - security was called in & needless to say, i definitely got fired.

She's a fat pig

He's a class bowler - but at 30 odd he's a bit old. Demonic Pakistani fast bowlers emerge pretty much once every decade. Waqar (1989), Shoaib (1998), Mohammed Amir (2009) - but who obviously destroyed his own career. Wonder how long we have to wait for the next pace prodigy.

A rich arab's woman

is that a body suit

Good thing there was no traffic, otherwise poor ghost could have got run over. Lolz

Thanks seaonfox for posting the entire movie on youtube. You've answered my prayers. For the past year, I've searched every conceivable website to find the dvd but without luck. Even the black market in India (which sells just about everything up to ballistic missles). The best road movie ever, b...

@SuperAustrianOak - why is that that. I'm asian but have got small calves - extremely embarrassing when surrounded by student girls with bigger calves than my thighs. Is it to do with genetics ? I eat plenty of protein foods but nothing happens. I wanna be able to wear shorts in the gym not trac...

Butt & Asif have been found guilty of corruption charges & cheating & could face 7 years in prison but what of Mazhar-chaud. He hasn't been charged with anything. I reckon he's an ICC agent just trying to tarnish pakistan cricket's image.

1990 was the best year of my life.

This ilegal war is responsible & the reason for the dismal economic situation in England - we've always blindly followed America into wars and then suffer the consequences. It happened during the 1990 Iraq war and again during the Iraq/Afghanistan invasion in 2001. Blair should be held accountabl...

Real tough American coppers - attacking helpless girls. Fuckos probably think they've done their good deed of the day for attacking women. The woman towards the end was pulled by her hair - wtf. Thats something girls do. Shows NYPD cops are pansies

@jamesgates1 - or rather, let the police use ooze machine guns

Sounds like the guy's using a 1930's typewriter. Either that or he's in a bad mood and venting his anger on the keyboard.

Guys which Foot file do you suggest. The sand paper type files are c**p. If I use a foot file, with a steel mesh will that over time make the sole more rougher - well so i've heard. I've used CCS & Scholl creams & other remedies but they're useless. Since the past 6 days I've been filing my feet ...