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Curly's shoryuken at 4:00 FTW

If you've already defined "A" as "4" and "B" as "5", then the two cannot be equal. Not today, not tomorrow. Not on this planet. Not ever.

Why must everybody think they're some genius music video director every single time they post a movie clip on here? You're not a star, and you never will be. Now that we got that settled, how about just posting clips untainted by your personal "retouching," and letting us enjoy a great movie sc...

@Shaxuul

Ok fair enough, but that still doesn't explain why she was able to remember everything else about her experience. It seems like some deep, undiscovered universal knowledge would be pretty important not to forget, don't you think?

LOL @ the bum trying to fistfight while you have an AK-47

This guy is just a cheap rip-off comic who thinks he's the Christian Denis Leary.

30 thousand??? Good grief, that's more than I eat in 2 weeks.

Mission ASSSS

"Dripping with god's goodness" - eeeewwwwwwwww

In response to your disclaimer at the beginning - if you know the video and music quality are shit, why do you upload them anyway? Are you a glutton for flaming?

@DGneoseeker1

I know, but this track always makes me think of that memo for some reason.

Lost Highway really isn't a horror movie. It's neo-noir.

I always get a kick out of the fundies who go right to discarding the Old Testament every time you bring up something like stoning your child to death if they talk back. They always say "Well, that's in the Old Testament, that's different." But then, as soon as you remind them that the Ten Comm...

You're not a music video director.

You're not an artistic genius.

You're not creative.

Stop ruining good movies with your garbage soundtrack and just let people enjoy movie clips.

Hogan's pic is so intense.

Where's Mr. Sparkle?

Step 1 - Find tallest building near you

Step 2 - Go to Roof

Step 3 - Jump

I wonder if anyone knows that Dr. Long is considered a quack and is widely discredited by both the Medical and Scientific community. In fact, his license to practice has been suspended several times.

This movie is just cat nip for Evangelicals from the South. Think about it - the "good guys" are all from either the US or Israel, the main "bad guy" is from Europe, and the "raptured" people are all white. I don't think I've seen a more hilarious piece of Christian Identity propaganda in my life.

@keen99

No, not serious...because it's fake. These two are part of a comedy troupe that performs staged "rejections" like this one.

14 people grew up to be....WORTHLESS!!!!

@ALLIED7621

Yeah it's awesome. Honestly, the dream sequences were always among my favorite parts of the entire series. They remind me a lot of what a real dream is like - the nonsensical situations, sudden transitions, and overall surreal atmosphere. Chase apparently did a lot of research on...

@ZS6JMP

Hey I don't blame you for being upset at something like this. I'm as disgusted as you are. But at the same time, this is the reason we have a legal system and rule of law. I understand that this would want to make someone take the law into their own hands, but vigilantism would take ...

This video always creeped me out for some reason.

0:50

Holy shit, Matt Damon was in Crowded House??

This guy clearly has a very poor understanding of the American healthcare system. For instance, he doesn't address the fact that the US has a large amount of healthcare rationing, also has long wait lines (I wager he's never been in an American ER), and completely ignores patient dumping. Inste...

@jerrysam53

You're 65 and have a 3 year old child? Damn...

Wow...how terribly unfunny. This was painful to watch.

This is still one of the coolest music videos ever made and was groundbreaking for its time. It is far better than any of the shit being regurgitated today.

@LuckyAssult

That's the great thing about Bernie Sanders - he's not affiliated with any party, so he has no masters to bow to and no party line to tow like both major parties in the US.

Real life Meg Griffin!

430 people need to hide and go fuck themselves.

Ellen's reaction alone is a dead "giveaway" (pardon the pun) that this was just an act. If this were actually real, anyone with even a shred of decency wouldn't react by laughing and playing christmas music.

Aw falafel mess

Pingas spelled backwards is O-V-E-R-U-S-E-D

For a fictional history, the parallels to modern day reality are interesting - Kim Jong Il died and was replaced by Kim Jong Un, The US has been selling more fighter jets to Saudi Arabia (one of Iran's most hated enemies), Iran is now threatening to close off the Strait of Hormuz, and civil unres...

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That's the "I just shit in my pants" look.

This was bad all around. An unfunny and unknown comedian got roasted by an arrogant, unprofessional narcissist.

@MrNicMachiavelli

Yeah...he gets it from shallow, brainless "party girls" who will be forever 21...even when they're 45 year old used up hags hanging around bowling alleys looking for husbands. As far as I'm concerned, if Mystery wants to brag about those types, he's more than welcome to.

This is obviously a fake.

"This girl I'd been dating for a long time...like a week."

"I'm a really nice guy."

That was his biggest mistake. You NEVER...ever ever ever ever ever ever EVER...tell a woman that. It's instant relationship poison. Women equate nice guys with weakness and inability to stand up for themselves. Besides...Juggalos aren't supposed to be "nice."