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What fresh whore is this?

When we got married, we had a lot of attendants, so the wedding procession walked down to the aisle of a medley of this, Trumpet Voluntary and "You Can't Touch This."

Later, on the honeymoon, we played Air on G String (if you know what I mean).

@dubdude88 It's so cute that you think a coot who looks like Father Time, who's older'n rocks and water, is the younger generation's choice. ;-)

Oh, gosh, here, she reminds me so much of Madeline Kahn when she played Eunice's acting coach, Mavis Stanton, in the Carol Burnett "Family" sketch.

@slangshotstudios They've been decorating the White House, with the First Lady showing them off to the press, for decades, even during the Depression and WWII, retard.

I can do that dance at 4:08.

Nicki Minaj wishes she could sing this good. I saw her areola on Good Morning, America. Sam Champion got a chub.

@BarraMasterDave Don't be horrified, little friend! They are parasitic and are wiping out the cleaner wrasse, a very important fish to reefs. Everyone - humans and groupers and, well, anything that can eat one—should eat lionfish.

I sang this song at Vacation Bible School.

Celeste Holme was John Holmes mother; I just saw her in a movie called "All About Eve," I think is the name of it.

Lesley Ann Warren was in "Victor, Victoria," I'm pretty sure.

That fireplace looks fake as shit.

Misty7315 is a Moonhead.

There are some smokin' guys in this sumbitch. That dude at 2:08 is the King of Hotness. I would hop all over that, fo' sho.

Dear Gov. Christie: NBC's Biggest Loser is conducting a contestant search at Newark's Beth Israel today, you should totes go for it! I mean, you'd be perfect for it, for a couple of reasons!

@Uzukaz9 You stop being so disagreeable RIGHT NOW, knob!

That one chick on the floor is burning a mouse in her hands. It's hard to see, but I have it on good authority that's what's going on.

Also, Enema's drawers are dirty.

You think Teresa's maybe been told to pay attention one too many times?

(South Park was right: Her eyes are kinda far apart, like those fish that have them on each side of their head.)

Is that Common? Here are Common's top 5 favorite movies:

5. The Usual Suspects

4. Forrest Gump

3. Coming to America

2. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

1. The Godfather

Good news: Southern Baptists are baptizing fewer people, according to a profile compiled by LifeWay Christian Resources in cooperation with Baptist state conventions. Fewer religious bigots in the world.

Southern Baptists are baptizing fewer people, according to a profile compiled by LifeWay Christian Resources in cooperation with Baptist state conventions. That's gotta be good news, fewer religious bigots in the world.

I think Tyler Perry likes painting his nails and putting on pretty dresses more than most straight men.

LMFAO, Madea's in the house tonite!

I'm sick of hearing about Anthony Weiner.

You think the carpet matches the drapes?

So this song is about XMen's Pyro, then Enema comes in and falls into the coffee table?

Why I gotta watch a motherf*cking 30-second Sears commercial just to see this sh*t? Just for that, I am never going into another Sears store again. Their lowbrow, middle-of-the-road crap is tacky anyway. And Craftsman sucks. Screw you, Sears, you white bread, milque-toast, namby-pamby crap maker ...

@joker59142006 Oh, shut up, stupid. Every music video you hate make YOU a Nazi or KKK member? And turn off the caps lock, dum dum.

Singing AND acting! A twofer! And walking around! (J-Lo's got a hitch in her get-along.) That dress looks like something Lovey Howell wore on Gilligan's Island.

Paul F. Tompkins wrote the funniest A.I. recaps on New York mag's Vulture website. He felt that Haley should've won over that sappy little twerp Scotty, and I tend to agree.

Any bets on what kind of box office this piece of shit will do?

@theshadow1932 Bleccch! You sound like one of the teabagger nuts. Lighten up. Whether MissAwesome was serious or not, it was a funny comment.

I have had some laughs over Erica over the years, but this just made me feel bad for Susan Lucci. That must've been embarrassing for everyone else in the cast.

C'mon, biatches, this is still 8 million hits under Ke$ha's "Tik Tok." Show this thing some love with some hits! Tell you friends, send a link to your moms for Mother's Day. We gots to make it #1 Most-Watche YouTube video of all time!!! Go ahead, that's right, hit it!

Judith Light is and was terrific. Reba, on the other hand, is an annoying hick, who has now carved up her face a la Joan Rivers to look like what I guess she thinks is 25.

I hate publicists. If their clients don't want to answer questions (and silly-ass ones like this), then don't agree to be interviewed. PR people are the worst, second only to minor-league celebrities who think they're bigger than they are.