My name is Mr. Presto. First name Mr. last name Presto. I provide social commentary on things I enjoy and hate. Your best friend is you. I'm my best friend too. We share the same views and hardly ever argue.. I own two microwaves to compinsate! I love Tuna Fish! I can eat that shit straight from a can. I am an artist, poet and professional musician. I'm also nocturnal and fight crime. It doesn't pay very well and has no benefits. However, I make the world a safer place to be. I am a conspiracy theorist. My album is for sale in 7 countries. I'm collecting royalty checks for that... so that's nice. My band is called "A Few Random Drunks." Google it!

I am an enigma. The more time you spend watching these videos, the more it will become apparent that I am completely insane.
... but I like to have a good time.
"I like to get fucked up and do fucked up shit." -Sheri Moon Zombie