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Seth is my favorite character

It dont feel any pain. It has no CNS so it cant feel pain. It only wriggles because its refelx tells it something is wrong. It wont mind it it loses a fin or whatever, it will not even remember it. There is no cruelty it doing this at all unless you consider killing the fish cruel but thats a dif...

does anyone else remeber the big cheese? that was one of my favs

I dont mean to be offensive but from what ive seen of the american military they are so cheesy! they look like something out of a bad 80s movie!

His accent is appauling.

@SeerOfSpades Well if you dont have two rifles you'll have to decide which distance you would rather have an accurate scope on

The last mistake he ever made was insulting me at MY birthday party! REGRET THAT IN HELL WALLY MACK!

How to look dead in MW3 = Be a dead body

@mitz657 He is standing at ease with a rifle, try putting your hands together behind your back whilst holding a rifle. Besides, different regiments might have different customs. If he has to stand there all day and try to stay still mabie that is the most comfortable position

This is messed up. Tourists come to our country and mimick the guards and make them look like clowns shitting all over our culture. If i went to africa and started doing some funny zulu dance and took the piss out of the africans i would get in deep shit.

@76duckdog I may not be able to spell very well but at least people can understand what im saying

@BeTheBe5t yup

@matloicthomas Thats very kind i think she said, i dont see what she did wrong?

this game would be so much better if you could partake in battles like this

@justsomerandomdude22 Either your more than a mile away or ive just pissed all over your life, those are canadian weapons, its just a clone of the m4 but with all the crappy american made bits taken out and made properly. In the british army its called the L119A1. and im pretty sure the armour is...

wow really? you commented on someone elses video say it was recorded with a potato? Yours vids a shit, your wasting internet space.

This is literally what they should do when they put minecraft on xbox

@PeanutButerJellyTim1 These jackals are pretty much prototypes, these are some of the first guys to use them so cut it a little slack. and a humvee wouldnt cut it btw.

@MMAMarinecore3 kid

@TeamMau5Productions I think they might be doing the drag and drop thing, but if they dont i hope they correct that, i agree with you.

@patronesmababy Your freind was probably lieing to you, its surprising how many people smoke weed and dont get caught, it doesnt leave a smell like normal smoking.

@lush1998 Ah but you see Britain was involved in many wars at the time and she could not continue to fight all of them so it was decided america wasnt worth keeping.

US army has a lot of cannon fodder, sure they have cool equipment like hearbeat sensors and all that shit but it counts for nothing when faced with superior training and spirit like the British soldier.

Oh sorry, wrong video, i came for some kinky leather mask porn. My bad.

'Would you like to see me ass?'

*pulls up shirt*

Thats you stomach mate...

Human rights cause more trouble than they prevent. Those who have had theirs violated probably had it done by someone who will not be stopped by something so artifical as a 'right', think about it, hitler wouldnt have stopped what he was doing if someone told him he was violating human rights. An...

The minecraft people would be stupid to not bring out minecraft on consoles, so ill just wait

1:10 why is ed sheeran in the bed?

WHAT?!? I CANT FUCKIN' HEAR YOU! HURRICANE KATRINA IS AT MY FRONT DOOR!

HAH! Bullshit! You think you tolerate other religions? You think your considered equal? If you where equal to the men why do you wear that rag on your head?