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@mrlogicalman1 Also, you should probably know that Indiana Jones is not actual history, as Vjad 1234 pointed out. You are clearly a sick, disturbed individual, and you have my sympathy. May God help you.

"Would Solomon have gone to work for Lex Luthor?"

I dunno, Supes, Solomon did commit adultery and turn away from God to worship foreign idols before he died. I guess that means fraud's in his repitoire as well. Lex could teach him a thing or two.

@baneoftheoblivion Dude, either you're joking, sadly misinformed, or just plain retarded. Whatever it is, you're wrong.

Did anyone else think that Madame Web sounded a bit like Mr. Burns at 6:32?

@robloxianmaster Yeah, Spidey should have just used this to defeat him:

Spidey: (Points behind Electro) "Hey Biff, what's that?"

Electro: "Huh?" (Looks behind himself)

(Spidey zips in and socks him in the jaw)

Alternatively:

Electro: "Hey McFly, your shoe's untied!"

Spidey: "Huh?" (Looks do...

Anyone seen the Spider? I warn you, he may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot!

(Thor and Jane make out)

(Anakin Skywalker comes on set): PADME!!! HOW COULD YOU?!?! YOU'RE WITH HIM! YOU BROUGHT HIM HERE TO KILL--!

(Thor incinerates Anakin)

Thor: Now, where were we?

(Thor and Jane resume making out)

Cough cough *make a cookbook* cough cough

"Dish hunt ish to dangeroush for a woman, even one such ash you!"

Oh, Sean Connery...

@lizzybeebug Did you just seriously ask the Epic Meal Time crew why they use bacon? That's like asking why we give our armed forces guns or why we use glasses to drink water.

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One down, only 9,999 left to go

"How did we get back here, Kronk?"

"You got me; by all accounts, it doesn't make sense."

Hilarious

@LordMortis315 Yes I did. I don't know what the creators of that show were looking for when they were casting roles for the Joker, but apparently they wanted someone with laryngitis or some sort of vocal condition because that's what the Joker sounds like on that show, at least to me. He sounds...

@TheTigerwolf55 I do.

@FSCGHOSTNAPPA12 Yeah, but as soon as Batman caused it to malfunction, he immediately ripped it off and tossed it away from himself. I ask again: "Why'd he strap a bomb to his chest if he didn't want to die in the first place?"

Maybe insurance policy doesn't work on Batman ... Guess he never th...

@SteelandSouls15 But he doesn't kill the Devil ...

Terry: Poor kid's gonna cry until he shuts down.

Bruce: It's cries are computer generated, right?

Terry: Yeah, so?

Bruce: That would mean the cries would have certain quantifiable digital properties.

Terry: That I can set the Batmobile to scan for, can't I?

Bruce: Of course. Unless they've...

@DocStrange0123 Also, in an ironic twist, the REAL Kratos was completely loyal to Zeus; essentially his flunkie. Interesting how video game writers like to twist Western literature to make things more appealing to the masses. But then again, the God of War series wouldn't be half as interesting...

Remember, remember, the fifth of November ...

BATMAN DOES NOT EAT NACHOS!!!!!!!

Happy Halloween from NY!

"Funny how Chill just happened to be under that crumbling ceiling when it came down."

"I wouldn't know anything about that ..." (cue Mark Hamill's epic Joker laugh)

@TheLordTunnel Dude chill out. Notice that I said "I'm not trying to be an ahole" in my comment. I was just pleasantly offering suggestions on how he could make the walkthrough more entertaining. I understand how difficult it is for anyone to play a game from start to finish, record their walkt...

Pirelli: "Sir, I bow to a skill far greater than my own."

Sweeney: "The five pound." (Badass!)

@VVBaNiMeANDmAnGa they could have just surrendered ...

@azo66449 The third one is the best; he's riding his pride and joy, the Black Pearl, over the sand, on the backs of thousands of tiny crabs, in full view of the rest of the cast, and they're all like, "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?"

This one's good too, though.