MrOwenVlogs's Channel

785 subscribers

15,573 video views

Play All

Uploaded videos

1-10 of 19

Favourite Music? MrOwenVlogs 174 views This is the type of music I'll listen to on a daily basis, even more so if I'm working on a "Vlog" video.
The Love Delusion MrOwenVlogs 236 views My views on love and the love delusion. Two things that seem the same, yet are very different.
Updated House Tour MrOwenVlogs 377 views An updated tour of my snazzy place I call home.
1AM Clarity Spoutings MrOwenVlogs 247 views I do humbly apologize for the blurry video. The quality of an iPhone. Anywhos, the video isn't important, the audio is, to some.
Stay True To You. MrOwenVlogs 1,334 views A simple yet powerful thing to do.
I found Matt! MrOwenVlogs 637 views Where the hell is Matt... he's here!
Firework watching. MrOwenVlogs 449 views Every year, two days in August my city Plymouth, holds a firework championship. I went on day one, here are the links to all the shows; Show 1; http://www.youtube.com/watc...
How I entertain myself long haul car journeys MrOwenVlogs 673 views This is how I roll.
Random Spoutings: Irrational Fear MrOwenVlogs 702 views What's your phobia? I'll be away on 4th July - 9th. I said insane spouting instead of random. D:
Random Spoutings: Pain MrOwenVlogs 696 views What do you do when you go to bed knowing pain awaits you in the morning?

About MrOwenVlogs's channel

Created by

MrOwenVlogs

Latest Activity

Feb 16, 2012

Date Joined

Apr 3, 2011

About this user

Life is never easy especially in a society that demands so much. We all have our troubles, I try to never judge anyone as most of us have a lot of hurt that we don't speak of.

This channel is about my life, advice and anything in between. Enjoy and remember you are not alone.

"I'm a modern man, a man for the millennium
Digital and smoke-free
A diversified, multi-cultural, post-modern deconstruction who's politically and anatomically ecologically incorrect
I've been up-linked and down-loaded, I've been in-putted and out-sourced
I know the up-side of down-sizing, I know the down-side of up-grading
I'm a high-tech low-life
A cutting-edge, state-of-the-art, bi-coastal, multi-tasker and I can give ya a gigabyte in a nanosecond
I'm new-wave but I'm old-school and my inner child is outward-bound
I'm a hot-wired, heat-seeking, warm-hearted cool customer
I'm voice-activated and bio-degradable
I interface in my database, my database is in cyberspace
So I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive, and from time to time I'm radioactive
Behind the eight-ball, ahead of the curve, ridin' the wave, dodgin' the bullet, pushin' the envelope
I'm on-point, on-task, on-message and off drugs
I got no need for coke and speed, I got no urge to binge and purge
I'm in-the-moment, on-the-edge, over-the-top but under-the-radar
A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary
A street-wise smart bomb, a top gun bottom feeder
I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power laps, I take victory laps
I'm a totally on-going, big foot, slam dunk rain-maker with a pro-active out-reach
A raging work-aholic, a working rage-aholic
Out of rehab and in denial
I got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant and a personal agenda
Ya can't shut me up, ya can't dumb me down
'Cause I'm tireless and I'm wireless, I'm an alpha-male on beta-blockers
I'm a non-believer and an over-achiever, laid-back but fashion-forward
Up-front, down-home, low rent, high-maintenance
Super-size, long-lasting, high definition, fast-acting, oven-ready and built-to-last
I'm a hands-on, foot-loose, knee-jerk head-case
I'm prematurely post-traumatic and I have a love child who sends me hate mail
But I'm feeling, I'm caring, I'm healing, I'm sharing
A supportive, bonding, nurturing, primary care-giver
My output is down but my income is up
I take a short position on the long bond and my revenue stream has its own cash flow
I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds, I watch trash sports
I'm gender-specific, capital-intensive, user-friendly and lactose-intolerant
I like rough sex, I like tough love
I use the F word in my email and the software on my hard drive is hardcore, no soft porn
I bought a microwave at a mini-mall, I bought a mini van at a mega-store
I eat fast food in the slow lane
I'm toll-free, bite-size, ready-to-wear and I come in all sizes
A full-equipped, factory-authorized, hospital-tested, clinically-proven, scientifically-formulated, medical miracle
I been pre-washed, pro-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pro-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped, vacuum-packed and I have an unlimited broadband capacity
I'm a rude dude but I'm the real deal; lean and mean
I'm cocked, locked and ready to rock; rough, tough, and hard to bluff
I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide, I got glide in my stride
Drivin' and movin', sailin' and spinnin', jivin' and groovin', wailin' and winnin'
I don't snooze so I don't lose
I leep the pedal to the metal, and the rubber on the road
I party hearty and lunch time is crunch time
I'm hangin' in, there ain't no doubt
And I'm hangin' tough, over and out."

-George Carlin

Age

Hometown

Plymouth

Country

United Kingdom

less

Featured Playlists

19 videos Play all(19) Uploaded videos by MrOwenVlogs's channel

2 videos Play all(2) Favorite videos by MrOwenVlogs's channel

view all