Kanal von MrMaralisa

Die haben aber winzig kleine Schnäuzelchen, diese Mädels da, die katholischen...

Real men shoot powders snorting is for pussies only

0:28 These washing powders. I'll do my whole laundry for two weeks with that

First I didn't realize it but becoming aware of was quite kinda shock: for more than a year now I just listen exclusively female musicians. It's way not only their femaly voices, no! i think they make much better music nowadays.

Ok, it's a kinda generalization but the last dozen records I purchas...

A tourist in a spanish restaurant. The table next to him a wonderful plate is served with two big dumplings of meat.

"Waiter, this looks delicious, I'd like to have that too." - "Sorry you can't! These are the balls from the killed bull from the bull fight. - You can make a reservation for tomorr...

@ranayes : No. Of course he doesn't deserve a break and neither do you.

Someone who abuses his own son just to wank on YT doesn't deserve better.

You're neglecting all the dangers inherent in the interweb just to boost your ego, you expose your cute little son to all kind of pedoes, stalkers and ...

Just another example were stupid americans think they are the world.

Check out "Kangal" or "Caucasian Sheperd" on YT and you'll see what a tall dog looks like.

A Kangal will swallow that puppy here for breakfast.

Why this man a boxer and not a poet?

@ihearttaquito : Sorry, Gregorian Chants were Hottest Shit in about 2000, at least here in Europe.

You're way 10 years late, dude.

@meerkatski : OMG!! - Crowded House....yuck!

@HatManAtLarge : Thanks dude.

Everytime there's someone shouting "Hipsters!" tells me I'm right here. It kinda shows me the way to good music.

@pookebfebb : like the guys love the girl

It's not her who fails that's simply a bad job from the sound engineer. How could the snare be so prominent?

That engineer is an amateur, no professional job here.

@6jorge6goblin6 : Anything wrong being a male and lovin' Cults? - Hell, I'm a 50+ year old fart and I love their music and I'm in love with her.

Finally a girl with some beacon and joyful child-bearing hips. I'm so annoyed with those anorectic scarecrows who fail to sing and to be a looker.

Foster the pump sucks

@asecamp : @0:47 The doc says something like Psycholadole (anything like that, a pill? a diagnosis?) and then clearly Psilocybine, hence Magic 'Shrooms. In Sibiria all tribes are used to use them...

Atropine isn't a very adequate treatment because high doses of Atropine often can be found in 'shr...

@SniperCinema : ...when my condition deteriorated into my worst nightmare ever.

Everything was in slomo, houses, trees everything did seesaw like some underwater plants. The sky was deeply red, all shadows in a strong violet and all faces were grey. The lights were huge bright orange hazy balls. ...

@ZarBluestar : Oh yes, I'm just aware of the fact that I use stereotypes here, maybe not even slight ones and more thane one. >.<

And sometimes I take the easy way, y'know? - Why not trolling a little bit in a crowd of trolls? O.o

Do you know the saying "When in Rome do as Romans do"? ^^

@JazSmithPresentation : always appreciated when young folks have plans

@jordanjmdjmd74 : well just understand me right, I really love VW's music.

It's just that south african music style that reminds me so much of Simon's "Graceland".

@deeeephouse : Naja, meine kleine Ironie auch. Ist ein Loriot Zitat...

Aber ich bleib' dabei: "Saving Private Ryan" ist übelste Hollywood Propaganda und sentimentalste Drecksscheisse. Einfach übelst!

Wenn Du wirklich etwas über den Horror Krieg aus einem Film erfahren willst (falls das überhaupt ...

@ZockerSev : Jajajaaaabehindertjajajajaaaa

Seine Frage ist doch sehr berechtigt.

Natürlich gibt es das Grundrecht auf freie Religionsausübung, wie es auch ein Gesetz gibt, das das Anbringen von religiösen Symbolen in öffentlichen Räumen (Schule, Amt, etc.) verbietet.

Ich mag mich noch an eine Sendung erinnern, wo der Stoiber ganz krank au...

Ne, ne! Der war's nicht!!

"Gaanz Weaan is haait aaf Ghogghaeen" haat schonn dea Faalco g'sungan

@Knabbermann : Nein, Kabbermann! NEIN!!

Es ist nicht ALLES zum Essen!!!

@DerRabe81 : Ich weiss es auch nicht mehr; - wie gesagt hatte ich mir an jenem Abend das Lampion ziemlich gefüllt...Scheiss Rotwein.

Es geht, glaub' ich, v.a. um die NNN Clips, wo ein Hitler sich die NPD Führungsriege vornimmt und sie mit den hirnrissigsten Schimpfwörtern zusammen staucht.

Das ve...

@jt123egypte : Elvis had charisma...like these siblings.

Don't mix bad record quality with bad performance quality. These people are great, just watch some other vids.

@ONENIGGER2ANOTHER : Yes ! and your nick alone says it all, little pooper

@ebutuoy62 jaa

@letsgotowar666 : I hate untalented dickheads. I hate Jazon Mras. = Jazon Mras is an untalented dickhead.

That's the Dialectics of german philosopher Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel a.k.a. Hegelsche Dialektik.

That's why EVERYONE I don't like is the most untalented douche in the whole universe, gi...

@GerrettJihad : The biggest influence to a dog's behavior surely comes from the owner but there are some breeds where some characteristics like aggressivity are inbred as known with pitbulls. They have distinctively been bred for dogfights.

Of course every dog can be born with an aggressive chara...

@bigeasy4889 : Sag ich schon immer!!