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@jiffyware Well, if there's anything we can confirm, it's that we choose sinners as sexual partners. You know, if preference to those who take 'missionary' over 'reverse cowgirl'.

ZJ's got beauty via expression down to an art; this nun hasn't.

Love that wink at the end; I wonder how many people will disregard that coy humour?

Oh. Oh ZJ. You make my day ;)

Amusingly enough, Valve is now creating a limited run of 5000 licensed replica portal guns; I think all the pre-orders have been filled, though.

@crazyranger96 Because he's a badass with more self-confidence than the average highschool football team?

@zanderjohnwylie Nah, this kid was the first famous Cannibal Troll ;) Old news, but Abso-fucking-lutely hilarious.

This Kid is the next ChristianU2uber; best troll under the age of 13.

This Kid is the new ChristianU2uber; best troll on the net under the age of 13.

This kid is the new ChristianU2uber; best troll in existence under the age of 13.

@Hanson12075 Rather, Ludvig von BeetHOOFen ;)

@HostileRecon High school can do that without gladiator ;)

Well, when the princesses are nigh invincible goddesses, what do you need two hundred male royal guards for?

The Earth is round, sure. But Equestria isn't necessarily Earth. 'Earth Pony' can be a trick of etymology.

@AlexanderT21 You mean 'Molestia'?

Haha, it's funny because Velma doesn't even like men; Johnny's in for disappointment.

Action Hank goes to Fluttershy for his chiropractic appointments :)

Do the three thousand-odd views make up for your mother having never loved you?

Because you asked, yes, the canterlot elite kind of DO have something against earth ponies. Equestrian society is based on the idea of the Platonic Utopia; a three-caste system of workers, warriors, and philosopher-rulers. Technically it's a monarchy, but their society has no trace of feudalism.

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You know, you can watch the show without being told to by others. The 'suggestions' thing is a pretty good cover, though.

Aww, the twenty-odd thousand views almost make up for the love and attention this guy never got from his mother. Poor parasprite; he just wants to be loved. And Tolerated.

;)

Molestia Says: We have to go deeper!

@huhabah It's all good, man, you can come out of the stable.

Your imaginary same will fade eventually.

@coolbionicle Yes, for some reason, he insisted on going by his middle name.

@NotExactlyAllPony Have you not read your goo-spel? NONE shall be saved; the fate we hope for is to be eaten first!

Praise Smooze!

@Antiks72 Ha; that's a fairly laughable attempt at trolling. I care neither about your opinion of Mormonism, nor of my 'cult-speak'. Indeed, I fail to see what exactly you mean by the term, as I've made no attempt to convert anyone to my way of thinking. Both parts of your comment reveal your ins...

@dhrrlb And Tom Bombadil played it one handed on a Kazoo.

Yes, I'm aware that the Kazoo doesn't imitate a Piano's sounds.

Apparently Tom wasn't.

Weeeelllllll... He's got my vote.

3:00 And THAT'S how Equestria was made!

OHMYGOD.

I need moon pies for the next time I do a Luna cosplay.

This happened in NEW JERSEY, people. Can you really be surprised?

Deadliest Warrior? AHAHAHAHAAAH... no. Just no. Seriously?

If I wanted to watch people creatively mutilate ballistics-gel dummies, I'd watch Mythbusters.

Their pseudo-science is better, and their operators are more interesting to listen to.

Sir, I believe I speak for us all when I say that only the moustache of Steven Magnet, river serpent extraordinaire, may rightly compete with yours.

Well Played.

Dear princess Celestia,

Today I learned that it doesn't matter if you can slide two feet, or even five or six feet!

What's important is that you look cool no matter what.

Your most faithful student and number one fan,

Princess Sparkle

Ah, these silly Parasprites, with their antiquated views of limited masculinity.

Personally, I find them to be charmingly rustic ;)