MrMadheadmike's channel

@willyboy555 To be fair, I don't think the other people on that slope were anywhere near as competitive as you are, or you think they are. It's still a fair achievement: I've tried blades and when you pick up speed, they are devilish to control.

@daylondog Why should it confuse people? The game was created in England, 'football' is its English spelling, and this video is in English. How could you possibly be confused by the use of the word football? Get your head out your ass.

@TigerMilitia The 'wait for it' is supposed to be in between the 'legen' and the 'dary'. Come on, get your head out of your ass.

@elatemedia Fair enough, I appreciate that an aspect of it is how it looks to the people you're trying to teach.

Despite the fact that I've already learnt all that you teach (of course I'm still improving,) I have watched all of your videos, and must say that I think some of the explanations you...

@alexday355 I was just putting forward my opinion. I'm not saying that my skiing is perfect, just that I learnt from someone else in a different way. No need to get arsey about it.

And I have my new hero. The combination of the droll sarcasm with the dull monotone conveyed the boredom excellently. I just wish you'd taken the video all the way to the top and continued your fantastic commentary. Superb work.

so hardcore

So I read the title 'Learn to Ski'. What part of this is learning anything at all? It's just a bunch of people who can't even carve properly with really bad technique. What a waste of two minutes of my life.

Classic Yank. Lovely country, not the most intelligent people.

I thought the flash bit of the tutorial was very poor. Not only should you be trying to get them in the right timing, but not catching them sets you into a habit of not catching them, which makes it harder to move onto the catching step. My recommended flash would be to hold all five, and start...

get a fucking life will you.

@daniel0164 Believe me, I don't have to try to look smart compared to you. I was using hyperbole to prove the point. By 'so close' do you actually mean 'Barcelona' battered you twice and you were nowhere near'. If so, you're correct. Also, don't start throwing around words that are clearly ...

too bad macc are actually really shit.

@bushkilledtowers why not a half volley?

@micahgee No, I think the head dropping is for the same reason the head comes up last in a roll: it's so that the movement of the head doesn't counteract what you;re trying to do, which is right the boat. Think of it as a conservation of energy. If you're dropping your head, it gives you the e...

I agree, especially the last demo of the three in a row. If I had to categorise it, it'd be screw roll. I still thought the video was informative though. I could have done with this when I first learnt to roll.

In recent news: 2-1 to crewe. Unlucky boys.

What a lovely stadium. Fantastic result there yesterday too! Too bad there needs to be police when the Vale come. Says a lot about your fans, to be honest. Cheers for the laughs yesterday though, it was fantastic!