About this user
Alan Keyes is a sane politician, a religious man, and a tough politician to beat. He exudes all that is what America should be and until the country realizes that it has strayed from the clear path of righteousness and wisdom that Alan Keys has set forth, we will continue to wallow in our own filth, watching Duane "Dog" Chapman pretend to be a policeman, buying Power Rangers toys, and playing Lotto. We as a country are not eating enough fried chicken and real butter, reading the REAL Bible, praying to the REAL Jesus (not the space alien Jesus that Mitt Romney prays to), or owning enough guns and ammo. Alan Keys has even suggested that a gigantic sewing needle, five-hundred feet high, be constructed, so that the wealthiest 2% of our country can ride camels through it (for a mere $20,000.00 a ride), thus, insuring their place in the kingdom of Heaven. We all know that the "poor" in this country screwed themselves for not being born into wealth, practicing enough nepotism or cronyism, and being lazy and not working at all. We all know that poor people do not work hard, and that only leads to illicit sexual practices, which Republicans do not participate in EVER, and inevitably - abortion. I also agree with Alan Keyes' idea to offer, as a part of HIS national health care reform, the removal of genitals on demand. We all know there is no real need for them, and they just get us into trouble. We don't need that sort of distraction. Mr. Keyes will accomplish certain victory in 2012 by teaming up with Sarah Palin and gaining, not only the women's vote, but the desperately needed black vote that , we have to admit, is somewhat lacking in the Republican party. Alan Keys can be funky too people. Just because he looks like a ventrilloquist's dummy, doesn't mean that he can't dance and get down with it. "Word"! The Republican party welcomes black folks as well as anyone with an innate ability to recognize the letter "R' in the voting booth.
It has been said that after visiting a men's room after a rich dinner, Mr. Keyes leaves the facilities smelling like roses and apple pie, and if that isn't reason enough to vote for the man - I don't know what is.
He will fly down on the wings of angels and defeat the Godless Obommunist, keeping our fantastic health care system in tact, assuring that a bright light of scrutiny will be shined on the fact regarding abortion that, not only is it immoral, but women are not intelligent enough to make that kind of decision on their own (except the great Sarah Palin, of course), and above all, seeing to it that America subscribes to our platform's main objective- That being to solve each and every crisis that comes our way by rewarding the wealthiest members of society with even more money. The disparity between the rich and poor is pretty vast as it is, but we have a lot of work to do, and a lot more widening ahead of us.
So don't let any sort of discussion take place on health care. As a shareholder in several health insurance companies, not enough people are being denied services in my book, and I will be out there, with the rest of the freedom-loving Republicans, at these town meetings shouting and making such a loud distraction, that no debate can take place at all.
Above all, I want the Godless Obommunist to fail. I want America to suffer and turn into a vast pool of seething sewage, and once that has happened, we can simply horde our wealth and say "see-This black man is not fit to run a garage sale, let alone America". That will show 'em!
Keyes/Palin 2012!!!!!!!!!
Hometown
S.L. KY
Country
United States
Occupation
Christian Lawyer, Physician, Health Insurance Company executive.
Companies
Rather not say because you know how these libs are. They will show up with a bunch of signs bitching an all that.
Schools
Home school, Christian academy. Moody Bible Institute. University of Kentucky
Interests
Guns, counting my money, pulling the wings off of flies, counting my money, day trading, counting my money, disrupting town hall meetings, calling talk radio shows, counting my money, driving my Lexus and tossing five dollar bills out at groups of black children playing in the street and watching them fight over it, not tipping at restaurants, bitching about my meals at restaurants after I have eaten most of it so I can get out of paying the bill, counting my money, not paying my bills, flying around the country in my Honda Jet.
