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68 people don't like keytars.

Even though I don't think Mr. Ghetto is perfectly indicative of the New Orleans-originating genre of bounce music, he has caused an unexpected resurgence in its popularity. "Why are they dancing like that?" and "why do the lyrics just keep repeating?" are some of the conventional questions asked ...

Cosmo has nothing to do with the selection of 6,461,604 people.

There are no good cops. None. Yes, they ruined his life by shooting him. He was trying to ruin theirs by taking them to jail even though they had hurt no one. If there is no victim, has a crime been committed?

5 people never paid for drugs. Not once.

That last rail was, what, 8 feet high? FFS!

@HungarianPunk666

The song during the riding is "This Generation's on Vacation" by Shock. They are an LA punk band from the very early days of punk. This song was released in 1978 as a 7", and is their first single. They where on the Impact label at the time.

*The more you know...*

This is an easily impressed crowd.

@notsusan You can take solace in the fact that, unlike the classic rock songs from when we were in high school, music such as this will never be commercialized for the masses. It's like our little secret.

@ziko88 Are you seriously suggesting that the song, however mediocre it may be, over shadowed his beastly skills? Seriously? SERIOUSLY?

@henmcben This is like some kind of awesome dream!

Meh. If something went wrong, we could always make more Asians.

@wilthomid You're right. 30 minutes of cliche dark and brooding teen character building, 10 minutes of love interest, 30 minutes of action and CGI eye-candy, and 10 minutes of credits. That leaves a good 10 minutes of actual story for this movie to come in at 120 minutes, like every other movie o...

@MisterStyyleZ Being a white guy from the suburbs, I have no idea what that means. Cool song, though.

Cake did a very similar video to this several years ago, I think for "Sheep go to Heaven".

String with the corner folded. Any footage of you saying it's not a string, and "proving" it by waving your hand around and "floating" the bill again?

Man, look at those shorts! I used to rock those, yeah.

And was that Ed Nussbaum at 0:25? Man, has his style changed. Like night and day (in a good way!).

I always hated the idea of Goldberg. They create a character who doesn't loose, has no personality, and wins with the same damn moves every time. How can that qualify as entertaining?

I always wanted to make a parody of this song, about strap ons, midgets, ball gags... TRUE freaky shit.

Baby you know what I mean,

Just beat my ass until I scream.

We're out of lube? Then just use spit.

I think my ass can handle it.

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Only a country music singer would admit to crying all night over a woman, yet all men do it. Well, at least the ones who know what love is. Seriously good stuff.

@iAmDeathSpank I've been riding BMX since I was 15. I'm 29 now, and I can tell you that BMX is bigger now than it was in the early 00's. Back then, seeing a BMX rider that you didn't know was a rarity, and when you did you would usually introduce yourself. Now there are so many riders that the ne...

@FurorVikingorum You don't have to continue, but you have to make a point at some time. Should I be kicked out of an open space (private property but a public facility) for riding a skateboard through it? Before you mouth off about "working adults" and "useless youth" keep in mind that I am a 29 ...

I thought the title said he walked through a glass door. Would have been way better.

I love it. One dude is qualifying himself about how tough he is, the other is just there to kick ass. Of course when you go into a fight relying on size, this is what the fuck happens. I don't rely on size; I carry a gun.

Fat piece of mexcriment and a fat piece of white trash. Not even entertaining, but at least they both have balls and heart.

"I don't want any bullshit from anyone. That includes me. "

Classic.

@AmsterdamsHustler Oh, come on! Don't be so suburban!

My god did he handle this well. He had the audience on his side, and they were laughing AT the hecklers, not with them. It was so bad they had to leave. Weird that his popularity only peaked in his late 30's early 40's.

98 people need to be slapped in the mouth with a dick.

@poetryofmai That's true, we are being fucked. The man's boot is still pressed firmly on our heads. But out freedom of speech is stronger than it has ever been because of people like 2 Live Crew, George Carlin, and Larry Flint (all of whom were arrested in violation of the first amendment).

@Zoey241 No it isn't.

I guess I'll have to stick to regular old 20" Flatland. I'm too old to be this cool.

@sammydems Nice man-tits, Sammy. Take your own advice; go outside you sloppy fat fuck.

This really is crap. Also, you can't buy style.

I'm no metal head, but I do enjoy good heavy metal every once in a while. This was my first time hearing this song (the only other HOF song I've heard is Blood from Zion). One thing I've noticed about most metal bands is their members are often times several years older than musicians of other ge...

453 people are on a car ride to hell and they're riding SHOTGUN!

@thekingflatland Same, and I ride flatland.

I could have sworn my pants were on when this started.

cool vid. I haven't tried pot since high school, but if it were legal I'd run out and buy a pound.

You can't sing about being hot when you have a pancake ass.