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MrJUACATA
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Name:
nope, no sir, not my name
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28
Joined:
Jul 8, 2009
Latest Activity:
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Is there any heaven or hell? the answer may be another question:

Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most people suggest Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

Other people, however, think this:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell,then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Beatriz during last week, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Beatriz kept shouting 'Oh my God, I'm going to hell '.
Hometown:
San José...I think......
Country:
Costa Rica
Occupation:
Typer- Pimp exterminator
Companies:
¬¬
Schools:
Huh?
Interests:
Music, Movies, Drawing, Videogames, M M A
Movies:
Taxi Driver-HotFuzz-MadMax1,2&3-Tenacious D-Borat-Lord of the Rings-Iron Man-Sin City-any Terminator-The Devil Rejects-8MM -the 2 OVAS of Sigma's Revenge...mostly post apocalyptic stuff and Zombie movies :P
Music:
Heavy Metal...and Michael Jackson...so what??!!
Books:
Carrie, Twisted, Power(¿?)
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Channel Comments
CreamyGoodness13 (1 day ago)
PENIS!
isakcumbia (6 days ago)
yo me encontre alos tuyos me dijeron que estan muy preocupados porque su hijo todavia le gustan los muñequitos que por cierto esas caricaturas las vemos todos los gays de niños por eso es lo de ultrrrraaaagaaay jajaj ah y me dijeron que su hijo mrjotete pasa el tiempo y pasa y pasaaan los años y sin novia y sin matrimonio y sin nada de nada yo les dije no sean pendejos que todavia no se dan cuenta?si no miren su canal colores azul pastel auccchh y monitos ultraaaas uyyyyyy me avisas cuando pa hacerte tu fiesta de salida de closet manisss jajaja
MrJoypatterson (1 week ago)
hi
Sliider36 (11 months ago)
it's been a while...great channel, some cool vids here for sure...got my sub! well if you're ever looking for Mega Man video stop by sometime.
GreenHazeMan (1 year ago)
dont care
Valemustaine (1 year ago)
pues me voy el domingo a las 03:00 am....voy a preferencial XD
MrJUACATA (1 year ago)
perdedor te duele el ojete solo por que te topaste a tu novio afrocaribeño y te dió amor sin vaselina
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isakcumbia (1 year ago)
yo soy orgullosamente gayyy y tu eres un joto que gusta de el pene de tus amigos y yo uso el ken tu astrooboyyyy ufffff queeee masculinoooo P U T O jjajajaaj
MrJUACATA (1 year ago)
y esos comentarios vienen de quien se pone un Ken todo ultra gay
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isakcumbia (1 year ago)
teeeee gusta la fusca de los gaysssssssss mmmm yumi yumiiii jajajaajaj
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