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FIrst explosives detonated like two steps too early...

'The African City of Carthage', which has been placed over 200 miles West of it's location...

@JollSSteR Really? There appears to be a police officer w/ a shotgun/rifle from 0:11 to 0:15. This implies that prior planning caused him to be considered enough of a threat to warrant that being deployed/carried during the attempt to take him into custody. Assuming he was a criminal in posses...

Let me guess, someone stole your penis?

@Thervantesgr So now You're reduced to fetching the mead for the Companions whilst you get thinking and believe you might be the Dovahkiin?

@2bilala Damavand Peak, Rush Game mode, assaulting the third defensive line.

@therrguard Oh dear, someone obviously doesn't know the difference between Call of Duty and Modern Warfare...

'Pathetic Phallacy' When the weather mimics the tone of a scene during a book/film.

'Pathetic Phallusy' When the weather mimics the tone during a porno film.

That embarrassing moment when you're now catching a lift home with soldiers to be tried for murder, conspiracy to commit murder, attempted murder etc. with someone you tried to kill.

Picture 3 looks like the SWAT dude is holding the class hostage...

Yeah, 'Above and beyond the Call'? I wonder what that references...

@MrAirsoftkid33 It is only a 9x19 round. It'd probably either stick in the leg or fire out the other side. It'd probably still be possible to walk after taking a 7.62 or 5.56 round. Though obviously you couldn't walk as easily as he did in the video...

@GamerDude4238 You spelt Zeus wrong...

@alexander33345 Yeah, but if (hypothetically) there was smoke and stuff in a corridor and the lights were out, black helmets would have an advantage over bright red berets. Headgear such as that which is used by the British Army would also protect from shrapnel and protect the radios carried by ...

Oh my GOD! They're firing unguided, innacurate RPGs at our gunship! Deploy the flares before they go nowhere near us!

@joesjoes20 And his correct grammar neglects to use spaces after full stops...

The epic music signals the rapid approach of breasts...