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"Police units were dispatched to schools in a 30 mile radius to prevent any copy cat incidents" Yeah I dont even have words for that one.

00:28 Really? The fucking DEA?

@NewYorkCityUSA7 I would fuck the annoying out of her

@bigjoeynumber2 it was Tony Hawk

@RandomLevitation How pissed are you though that the White's are having way more fucking fun then you are

I think everyone wants to know, what does "swa swa" mean

@MrLukeroberts91 He says um at 15 seconds, but that just reminds us that Carl was just a dude.

"Lovely Cure and Cannabis" "WAHAHAHAHAHAA"

I don't get British humor.

I like how this is the #1 hit for Bob Saget.

Hes just posturing to get Rush Limbaugh's piggly wiggly shlong in his mouth.

I can only imagine what happened in between the parts they cut out of the video

Bert seems like the nicest guy ever and if I had to guess Jay probably stole that shit straight up, and then somehow Bert and him talked about it. And Bert probably defended Jay because that's how nice he is that he doesn't want to start shit with anyone.

After the first 5, you could still see him standing (barely). Then he shot the last 5. When you look at it later, logically yes it looks like overkill. But real talk, when your a cop in that situation, life or death, it's you or him. I don't blame the cop at all.

@AngeCord Yep if these god damn liberals voted for McCain we'd be back to white picket fences and apple pies by now.

In America, "Liberal" = weak bitch with his head in the clouds. "Conservative" = level-headed and noble.

The problem is, a lot of Liberal's are weak bitches. But of course a lot of Conservatives are fucking psychopaths.

@juiceboxhero12 Have you ever heard of the Psychedelic 70's? Coke-fueled 80's? Designer drug 90's?

You are very disillusioned if you think that "it's a new mind set of teenagers today". Teenagers today compared to teenagers of any decade for the past 50 years are EXTREMELY tame. There is far les...

I wanted to make a joke about Dennis Miller's views are just him reading off of a teleprompter, but then I realized he was actually reading off of a teleprompter.

I thought Red State was pretty sweet, but the ending with the explanation of the horn was like really, dude. Cmon

@TheBootzie83174 What does this have to do with soldiers

"Sweet mother of the messiah we cannot mention...here is Louie CK"

A summation of British humor

"Suns out, and the water's beautiful!"

This message brought to you by BP.

Stop with this embarrassing and irresponsible ad campaign and spend that money on cleaning up the beautiful piece of nature that you destroyed. It is clear, in watching these well produced, high definition videos that pro...

@neoscape2012 It makes dumb people more accessible to things that make them more dumb (lolcats), but you bet your ass it's making far many more people who are curious much more intelligent because instead of speculating and bullshitting with your friends that lived on your street, you have access...

Yes this is distasteful, but it's also commenting on what actually happened in that situation.

OMG GENIUS HOLY SHIT BRILLIANT. This is like Normal Activity of comedy.

I agree with him on so many levels, but he's got to cut out all that Jesus in the courtroom nonsense. Our constitution wasn't based on Christian values. And guess what, "do unto others as you would do to yourself" is not Christian in it's roots. Far from it.

"Mom where are you" now that's pretty fucked up right there.

The plain clothes cop was trying to play gotcha by asking her "were you in the bank with everyone else" and she said "I am a customer" not "yes". Even if she had said yes, I don't believe there's an amendment stating you cannot be a customer inside a Citibank. Fucking goons

You stay classy Manatee county.

The funniest thing about this video was the way Mike Goldberg was standing when he first appeared on camera.

How about providing aid to the PEOPLE that live in that area. It's not just the Christians starving. You are ignorant, and in particular ignorant to the teachings of Jesus Christ.

@ptangboy I can't think of a LESS rare personality to have man.......a lot of people have that destructive mixture. In fact, there is a TV show about called the Jersey Shore.

Dude if you just go limp and be like a ragdoll, you sustain significantly less injuries if you tense up. Probably why drunk drivers usually end up fairing better than that family of 5 they hit.

@nmorales1356 Let me steal a van Gogh painting, paint over his name and sign mine. As long as the "new" version makes into the art museum, then it's cool.

Don't be retarded.

@jetliigor EXACTLY! Apparently she's innocent, because the Justice System is flawless! There was sufficient evidence. It was clear that she murdered her child. 100's of prisoners are released from Prisons following new DNA evidence, even many years after it was discovered.

But yeah, she's innoce...

@igrowweedfromaseed If you mean skip ages 11-17.......i say great point

It's a fucking comedy TV show you idiots

That dog does not give a fuck

@Codman0130 Taser

Manufactured

@DeePhunkNYC Give the guy a break he was probably high as a girfaffes pussy and was scared of being on TV for the first time

Holy shit is this for real? hahahaha a montage n shit

Vevo ad before the video, advertisement in the video itself? $22 ADVANCE tickets in my hometown?

Sellout much? For fuck sake