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That cat has gastritis? GET HIM TO THE VET IMMEDIATELY.

I never realized how much MMOs were obsessed with interpretive dancing.

solids? do i detect a regular show reference?

The more I hear the words "upon dew" the more I want it to be a character in Star Wars.

I think all the humor of every person in France got sucked into this one man's body.

I've never seen a man so brilliantly stupid.

It cracks me up that all the white people are reacting to this video by saying "I'M WHITE AND I THINK THIS IS HILARIOUS! I GREW UP WITH BLACK PEOPLE, I'M SUPER ACCEPTING!" and proving every single thing she said to be true.

I was walking down the street alone, when a man pointed a gun at me, and said "give me your wallet." Then in my panic, all I could think to do was make this voice. Some policemen heard me nearby, so the attacker ran away. Thank you, Youtube, you have saved my life.

Why doesn't Data know? I thought he knew everything.

@TheMopardude the closest phrase to anything that made any sense was "i wrote the jet skis in kabul"

I used to skateboard in my backyard, but then I took an imaginary bullet to the stomach.

so what are the photographers saying?

between john williams, hans zimmer, and michael giacchino, you really don't need anybody else writing music for movies.

This song is so freakin excellent. It uses almost only one chord progression and melody, and even similar instrumentation, but through effective use of dynamics and musicality, it's able to take something that sounds like childhood, and change it into heartbreak. It'll always make me choke up a l...

of course this would happen in dallas...

@fatkiller1000 and there is also no 'worst' english than this.

@DocReasonable to restate what i said about Job not believing, by the end of the trials he didn't believe. thought i needed to clarify.

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