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@Foroctos Professionally.

Some proper pathetic Brits and Yanks here getting into a contest of proving which country has the bigger dick... you're clearly not getting the fucking message behind Enter Shikari if that's what you're doing here of all places.

The iPhone 4 is pretty fucking impressive to me. 1080p on THAT tiny screen? I'm surprised people are actually bitching about this. If it's impressive technology they wanted to see, well, I don't know what else to say.

Just look at those graphics, and tell me MGS2 wasn't ahead of its time.

I just took a shit to the rhythm of this song.

You can't beat that. You simply can't.

Here's the thing; do you want to give up your right to dress however you want to suppress the ability of a certain group of people to wear clothing items that you feel are oppressive? I honestly understand all the reasons against the burqa, but is it worth sacrificing your OWN freedoms? Shouldn't...

@sparklegirl19 That was a typo, right? Tom Cruise is a midget, Momoa makes a habit of dwarfing people on shows he's on.

@DJProductions1001 It's not Yuna, it's an imposter.

This has fuck all to do with race. She asked him if he was a part of the riots because he said "were you there" with regards to the Brixton riots, implying that HE was. He later said that he was in a demonstration which just happened to turn violet, but he earlier called that same incident a riot...

@davincent98 Dude, fix that pronto. The American version was cancelled early, and the writers effectively threw up a giant "fuck you" to the network by deliberately making the ending as ridiculously as they could.

Heh, I love the stumped look on that EDL dude's face when he realises the other dude's from Morocco.

Anyway, I don't understand the hoodie's logic. "There are Muslim countries in this world that are run by utter cunts, they'd destroy churches in an instant, ergo my country gets to be a prick too...

@Jonsperanza In that case, you should have no problem telling me why it's "a piece of shit" without resorting to name calling.

@JinRenegade But I otherwise agree with you, the death penalty is outright barbaric, even if he WAS liable for what he did. Sorry China, you might have a solid economy, but you're a long way from joining the 21st century; something they have in common with the Saudis.

God killed thousands of times more people than Satan did, making God a murderer. Where will God be on the day of judgement?

I remember watching the last video you did on this. Oh my God... it's been an entire year already?

My sympathies with the hair. I have exactly the same kinda hair, and it looks cool at that length, but any longer and it starts getting IMPOSSIBLE to work with. Some days it's straight with random spikey bits, other days it's an afro... :S

@Amoniker72 I guess it depends on how literally you mean "straight away", but it was pretty much first day.

@4221998 It's the style more than anything. Great music, but they *look* kinda ridiculous.

For people who want to just listen to the song... hit 2 on your keyboard. Done.

Great cover man.

This experiment is completely wrong mate. Shut down the MBA and listen to the air vents; the screen turns off ages before the MBA shuts down. I know this because I own one, and at night it's really easy to tell that the Macbook isn't actually off for some time after it goes dark.

I guess it help...

WHAT DOES THAT MONITOR DO? This is actually bugging me now. Argh!

Pause at 1:08 - Stoned Minxy.

Looks at Palin's hands. I was half expecting her to scream "BOOYAKASHA!"

@chairmanpete Pretty sure she does it deliberately bro. Not saying she's in it for the really dirty comments that she sometimes get... but with a camera angle like that, calling it anything but deliberate comes off a little wishful.

0:45 - HE LOOKS LIKE CASTIEL!

I wonder whatever happened to real journalism? Journalism which helped us form our own opinions, as opposed to spoon feeding us opinions? It's like that parody of a news channel from the GTA games; "we bring you opinions, so you don't need them!"

Seriously, here in the UK, the Guardian recently ...

@TheJakwak You know that about 95% of music recorded in studios is autotuned these days, right? Admittedly, not to the levels of Lil Wayne, but it's pretty much standard now.

This song, on the other hand, has the shit autotuned out of it and is loaded with synthesizers too, it's just done a litt...