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you sir have incredibly chisled pecks, if i wasn't so scared of your mass muscle size, i would say something bad right now.

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hey wanna know what happened to me? crazy story....in 2007, i meet this chick at a bar who says her man hasn't called her in like 5 days...we have a drink, go to her place , we fuck, i go home and watch the simpsons..like a week and a half later, she tells me it was all a mistake, her man was out...

if I had a dollar for every pixel in this video........I would have a dollar

you sir are a genius. sheer genius. this is fucking art!

yo..why dont you stop tickling each other's balls and kiss already.

what the fuck was michael ignatieff doing at this event @ 3:21?

what kind of a fucking retard wants to get his with sand pellets travelling at like 600 mph.. humans are a funny species arent we? maybe we should opt to get kicked in the nuts with a golf shoe next.

@MixeTube learn your history faggot. Every shithead who knows nothing about politics says " they needed a reason to get oil". Im not even American, but I can tell you this, IRAQ is NOT a major source of oil. Second- As you've probably already learnt by the killing of Osama Bin Laden, if the ameri...

thumbs up if you knew the minute you saw that mustache that he was able to do it.....

hahahahahahahahahahahaah....fuck i just peed myself a little bit...3 drops came out

what the fuck is this?

amateurs..... first he should of initiated the maximum capacitor,then disengaged the flux capacitor, then swaddled the tension release rods, and jimmied up on the thrust blow back reduction module. Then he would have had to shut off all transmit transistiors, and swiddle the posium release valves...

yo, this semms like it's fake....i dont think it's real- but it was pretty ELECTRIFYING!!!! Homo

trust me on this....the next time you see these two lil pussies, clawin each other and shit, make sure you pull down your pants, bend them both over and give em the dick that they beggin for...if you aint gonna fight like a man, then you gonna take some dick like a bitch

yo, this bitch got a straight up poop smear at 0:34...thumbs up if you would still fuck the snot outta this hoe....

really though, who fucking cares...what exactly can you do with a talent like this, it cant even get you laid cause you're a loser!

justin beiber has far too much money to have acne melting half of his forehead......i think this is fake guys

@fuwestside4 actually- he's still dissin him in this song you fucking tard.

i dont get it.....my turtle doesn't make that noise when i slam it's back..

i've never felt the way i just felt watching this unfold....im a grown man, and yet melted like a baby when i thought about what i would do if it happened to me......strong woman, but even stronger mother...

soooooo.....because human flesh does not decompose in instances, this means there is a god? i am curious how one would draw this conclusion. please enlighten me.

i think this is fake....

ok we get it. you're a big ganster. although i think it's quite gay to paste pics of yourself on real people 's album covers. but hey- just my modest opinion. I dont want you to "bust a cap in my ass" or anything

here we go with the fucking number 7 again. THIS FUCK DIED 15 YEARS AGO. GET OVER IT. he got shot, went to the hospital, then died. period.

@amarillo315 how the fuck do you know? Oh let me guess, you're a fucking facial reading expert. Well i think his face is saying "damn, all these fucking morons on you tube keep thinking im alive, when really i've been dead for like 15 years" get a fucking life

u think no one in the entire world would see this nigga walkin around! he would stick out like a motha fucken telli tubby. this nigga been dead for almost 20 years already.let it go. damn.

i think i'd rather sleep with him than his nasty ass sister

i only became scared @ 1:41..before that i did contemplate having some robot sex...

ya know....i really thought she was smokin hot, but after that tirade......i just wanna Rub buttermilk all over her and lick it all up....yummy

you know their young when their panties got dora the explorer on them.

you my friend are seriously a fag.