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Anyone ever seen that 2009 Robin Williams flick "World's Greatest Dad?" Well I cant help but think that the filmmakers stole the entire plot to the movie from this Carlin bit. Great movie though.

Hey! There goes Dennis Kucinich! YO! DENNIS KUCINICH!

Did King Henry VIII murder a lot of his mistresses or something? Is there any historical accuracy behind this? Probably, it's from George Carlin, and I can't remember a single time he's been wrong about anything.

BUM BUM! Dah dah dah dah duh. BUM BUM! Dah dah dah dah dah...duh.

this guys voice is so fucking annoying

I would rather talk to a fucking hole in the wall than ever EVER have a discussion with Bill O'Reilly.

I bet he's down there right now...smiling up at us.

And I gotta go to jail in a week for selling marijuana. You would think if I'm being held accountable for my chickenshit "crimes," a couple mother fuckers that run this country should be held accountable as well.

There's a real Mr. Smiley's in Kalamazoo, Michigan.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good ol' governer bush. Cuz that's all he'll ever be to me, is just "governer bush," (being that's the only office he ever held legally in this country). Shit, I don't even capitalize this guys fucking name anymore.

I believe you're thinking of the Iran-Contra scandal which occurred during the Reagan administration. Although government corruption (including CIA drug trafficking) was probably going on during Bush Sr's empire too.

"kentucky will be the last state to ever legalize marijuana" "thats just what society needs, one more legal drug" PULL YOUR HEAD OUTTA YOUR FUCKING ASS PEOPLE, THE DRUG WAR IS NOTHING SHORT OF COMPLETE FUCKING IDIOCY

while research unsuccessful drug policy shows

that treatment should be increased

law enforcement decreased while abolishing

mandatory minimum sentences

HAHA this is funny

good ol' governer bush. just making an ass out of himself like usual. this fucking guy hasn't even been in office for 3 years and this is still going on in the media.

Tough issue.

You would think that if Michael Moore were to try and cash in on any unfortunate, on-going political event, it would be the drug war. Has happened yet.

is this guy for real or is he just a fucking moron

Man. Cutting open some dudes chest, pulling his heart out, and holding up in the air while it was still beating. That's fucking theater.

Bill O'Reilly is a fucking moron.

You know what you call one or more platypuses? Platypi. These are some goofy looking fucking creatures.

I guess the upside to having Osama Bin Laden as a next door neighbor is you know he's never gonna call in a noise complaint. Apparently the worlds most devout muslim extremist dyes his beard black and drinks pepsi. Or maybe the man in this video really isnt Osama Bin Laden. Maybe its his landlord...

I guess the upside to having Osama Bin Laden as a next door neighbor is you know he's never gonna call in a noise complaint. Apparently the worlds most devout muslim extremist dyes his beard black and drinks pepsi. Or maybe the man in this video really isnt Osama Bin Laden. Maybe its his landlord...

This is the part where Jesse Ventura looks Alex Jones straight in the eye and says "WHAT. THE. FUCK."

george carlin rules

This is off the blair witch project soundtrack. Such a groovy song for a truly frightening movie.

"Now we go to Washington DC where George W. Bush cant figure out if this is an emergency or not. He cant figure it out cuz Dick Cheney's in prison..."

-George Carlin

Hey Jack, you dont want your head cut off then stay the fuck in oklahoma.

"I'm the bad guy that laughs at people who die in plane crashes as long as it ain't happening to him."