Manchester City, the only Premiership club that actually plays its home games in Manchester and has a Mancunian identity, that is not diluted by tourists/mongrels

Mancunian purification 100 year anniversary 1910-2010

This is our City

Real Mancs are Blue

Choose united

Choose going to home games where you are surrounded by your fellow fans who don't speak in a Manc/North West accent

Choose having statues of two City players outside your ground

Choose to follow a team whose ex-chairman (Martin Edwards) was a peeping Tom pervert

Choose to follow a team whose ex -Chairman (Louis Edwards) was a butcher who supplied condemned meat (that was unfit for human consumption) to be used in school dinners

Choose to wear shit grey shirts, and then blame them when Southampton stuff you

Choose to forget 1969 to 1993 ever existed

Choose to be snubbed by every decent player around the world, and then pretend you didn't want them anyway

Choose not knowing the history of your club

Choose Busby the Blue

Choose Denis Law's backheel

Choose Sir Bobby the Ticket Tout

Choose staging the World Cup in '66 and being handed a huge sum from the FA to develop your stadium but continue to bang on about City's ground

Choose opening the gates at Old Trafford in the 60s after kick off to let people in for free

Choose forgetting you went 37 years without winning a trophy

Choose your highest ever attendance being at Maine Road

Choose that attendance still being lower than City's record attendance

Choose united's globalism and domination since the late 90s whilst forgetting the past

Choose an air disaster as a marketing tool

Choose forgetting about the survivors of Munich and kicking them out of their houses (which you owned) because they could no longer play football

Choose waiting 22 years to set up a charity match for the families of Munich

Choose milking Munich for 50 years and then getting beat by ickle ciddy on your own soil

Choose asking AIG to sponsor the Munich memorial

Choose being so obsessed with City that you have a permanent banner dedicated to us on the Stretford End

Choose paying £28 million for Veron

Choose 19,000 fans at Old Trafford to watch you play Middlesbrough when you were in Division One but pretend you have loyal support

Choose the have-to-go-to-all-cup-games-because-you're-forced-to ticket policy

Choose Malcolm Glazer milking you dry

Choose the USA

Choose debt

Choose pricing out your own fans in favour of corporate Londoners

Choose having your own manager and players criticise your fans

Choose prawn sandwiches

Choose not being able to stand

Choose having a row of season ticket holders who wear turbans

Choose being outsung by 3,000 travelling away fans each game

Choose having Angus Deayton and Eamonn Holmes as your celebrity fans

Choose FC United... if they become successful

Choose to whinge all summer about clubs tapping up your best player, while you are busy tapping up Spurs' best player

Choose kidnap him at the airport while not even having permission to speak to him and then pay over £30 million for the useless wanker

Choose to buy Alan Smith as a forward then when found out to be shit put him in midfield and call Fergie a 'genius' and call Smith the 'new Roy Keane'

Choose to go after Batistuta for 5yrs and him stil wanting nothing to do with you

Choose to demonstrate about 'No Yanks' in a New York Yankees cap

Choose to cheat

Choose to sing songs about hating Scousers and pretend the granny-shagger Rooney isn't one

Choose a winger that wants to play for Madrid but claim its all 'paper talk'

Choose to have your players 'injured' for mid-week England matches yet play 90mins the following Saturday

Choose club before country

Choose to be the only club in the country where every corner results in every fan becoming a photographer

Choose to be hated by everyone and pretend not to care

Choose to 'watch' united in the pub with your back to the screen, cheer like fuck when they score, then ask someone 'who scored that'?

Choose to be the wanker no fan of any other club wants too speak to on holiday

Choose to change the team you support every ten years

Choose united cos you don't have to know much about football except is it on Sky, ESPN or ITV?

Choose united so you can buy the most tacky fake merchandise on the market

Choose Trafford Borough

Choose united

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.......... Fuck Munich scum..........

I hate Munichs!