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I like the Indian version of this song, Make you poop.

Shit...suburb kids have it easy.

Michelle Rodriguez + Rainbow Dash = This Chick

Look up the original by ednaswap, it's really good.

If you're horny, let's do it, ride my, zamboni. - Canadian Version

This sounds like it could be an alternate "Friends" theme song.

Those shorts :(

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it

A young female version of Kenneth Parcell from 30 Rock

The women hear the guitar and come flocking in, see the jean shorts and go running out.

I've heard the story for the reason he said "He gives me hell" is because he was worried his parents might hear it.

Barbara is kinda hot

The original british version of this song is way better.

1960's version featuring women

"I will cook and clean and greet you with a martini when you get home. I will starve myself so I look pretty for you. I will wear high heels even though they hurt. I will never question you in front of your friends. Even though I know you're sleeping with your secr...

But there were some ants that seemed to love me, implored the others to do the same. And when they did not listen, follow my ways, they blew themselves up in crowds of the unbelievers. And for this I was grateful. I was grateful for their obedience and their sacrifice. I rewarded each with 40 an...

@EXPLOSIONATOR Is that when you let another dude give you a handy j at a rave? If so then no.

If basshunter sent that chick to mess me up when I'm playing dota she'd have to get past my stack of empty mountain dew cans first.

WEST SIDE BITCHES!

She ate all the fruit cake. AMIRIGHT!?

I bet these guys get some mad cawk!

How you know this is a lie, she saw a vagina on chat roulette.

I was there. This video didn't catch it but before the the foam rubber sword guy had just beaten like 400 foam rubber blaster gun guys. I mean it was crazy, the foam rubber blaster dudes just COULD NOT hit the foam rubber sword guy! No matter what they did the foam rubber sword guy was untouchabl...

yfw you follow along with the lyrics and realize this is a song about incest.

I bet you're banned from being the first to sing at karaoke.

@McSkankula No I'll shoot him because he's obviously a zombie.

I can tell right now that I wouldn't get along with the dude on the right.

Me seeing pic of hot chick without knowing a thing about her: "Wow she's hot."

Him: "YOU'RE A PEDO! THE FBI ONCE TOOK A COMPUTER FROM A DUDE IN A BUILDING I WAS ONCE IN SO I SHOULD KNOW!"

Anyone that's worked a busy fast food drive through knows why you would call the cops. The lady wasn't in fear of being attacked or anything, it's just really annoying. Personally I or anyone else I know would have called the cops but there are people with short fuses and things can be quite str...

now is ze time on Sprockets vhen ve dance!

@amerikaner101 I mostly agree. I don't think I'll be a fan of the "throwing your melee weapon" aspect because it just seems silly that the character seems to be an expert bat/butcher knife thrower. I think I'll wait to see mission game plays on here before committing to buy.

Homeboy never offered her a beer. Video would have ended a lot differently had he offered her a beer.

It's probably been said several times before but this is actually pretty old. Over 10 years at least.

He really messed up by keeping the name Vanilla Ice. I get he probably thought it would help with the marketing but it really didn't. His name is too attached to his 1 hit wonder that was only ...

Damn thanks for the lyrics, I originally thought this song was about a black prostitute.

he should have demanded a timestamp

Inside Michelle I Wait and Bleed.....

Cannot be unheard

TICKA TICKA TA! TICKA TICKA TA! TICKA TICKA TA! TICKA TICKA TA!

@GoldsworthyGurl14 It would be even funnier if the toilets foot went into Kesha and caused it to get infected with something.

@valahogy Pics or it didn't happen.

This is one of those songs along with "Every Breath You Take" by The Police and "Linger" by The Cranberries that everyone just assumes is a love song without actually paying attention to the lyrics.

Great song though. Takes me back to happier times before terrorism and complete global economic...