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I hide in Ray's shirt, because I blend in with the part of him that isn't tan.

NOTE ** The next video will be LOUD!!!

My movie wouldn't have a title. Fox would stop airing the tv series after only 13 episodes and won't release the rights to anyone else.

I would clone John Hammond.

Because then he would get people to pay him to get scientist to clone dinoaurs on an island, and then we'd have dinosaurs again. And THAT, would just be great.

Ray William Johnson would have the best finish ever. His boyfriend told me so.

This video is way off. The sense they are applying is not correct.

A raw potato, fresh out of the ground, is not the same as a french fry you purchase at McDonalds. Your potato wasn't frozen, or defrosted, or fried in vegetable oil, nor did you apply the correct amount of salt to it. Same goes fo...

Can't even saw down a tree... fail, dumbass.

Oh my, I seem to have crashed my car and come to a stop in the middle of this two lane highway. I guess I'd better stay here, walk out and watch as other drivers drive out of the tunnel and hit it, since its in the way and all. Yup.

What country is this where the parking lot is designed without lines, and people just park wherever they want?

I leave it in the kitty litter, and then my girlfriend's like 'Woah! WTF cat!?'

The wind...

The weirdest thing I ever found in my toilet was... ... oh shit! It's back!

Hitting the subscribe button...

It's Daltrease mo fucka, who dis is?

See what I did there, I stole Ray's idea.

11501 Santa Monica Blvd, Los Angeles, California, 90025

That is where the magic happens.

I also enjoy masterbating to Bridal magazine. Perhaps, RWJ and I could double take sometime? ;)

I think it must be an inner ear infection. I have one, along with Tinnitus, and when my hair gets long my head feels unbalanced, and I'll be constantly shaking/bobbing my head without even realizing it.

I too am a goalie. :)

My feet were too big, and clown school provided free shoes...

Show the newest whore the door.

I get sick on SQUAIDS!!!

I like it as follows :

Those damn gnomes who try to snatch my toes in their giant butterfly nets!

Trolling.

Your face, Goddamnit!

Hurricane WhereTheFuckIsFlorida...Let'sJustFuckShitUp

car hop and shoot cops... and rhyme

Call the embassy and ask for bail

I'd make Ray a little bit funnier. Just a bit though.

Because Gingers remind us of carrots, and carrots help create a more intense sex life. And since we don't have any girl to have that intense sex life with...

I'd call it '2+2='

A hot dog is God's way of showing you that you should wear protection.

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Cash

Cash who?

No thanks, I'm allergic to nuts.

To run away from that ninja cat in the sofa.