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@paladin1ish I seem to remember Ramirez, the Spanish Egyptian with the Scotch accent, claimed to be over 1500 years old. I'll have to watch the film again to be sure though.

That one line about the Kurgan having died eight years earlier was a mistake. This would work well as a prequel, with Connor still out there somewhere, claiming to be a Scotsman in spite of the French accent, and destined to shorten Clancy Brown by about ten inches. On the other hand, then it...

Cool, now I know how to say 'keep your pants on' in vietnamese. Not that any western tourist has ever needed tp say that.

@boypaslot I would not normall say this but I wish the government would shut this guy up. Where are those black helicopters when you need them?

They really are stretching this time. It has long since been proven that there used to be large trees on Easter Island. Also their script, rongaronga, is generally thought to have been created after European contact.

It is a regular problem with this series that they rarely cite references. In several episodes it is claimed that people saw bronze ships or black clad figures spraying smoke about, but never says who saw it, where it is recorded, or how we the sheeple can see these records for ourselves. Could i...

Lori Singer should be banned from driving.

There is an 'r' missing in there somewhere. Why does my keyboard hate me?

@thds699 Surely Chuck Norris will be inside. They are saving the elite after all, and who is eliter than the esteemed and respected Mister Norris?

Also, I am getting annoyed at him being referred to by his team as 'governor'. He is not a governor anymore. I do not expect people to call me 'young and pretty'.

@TeamPlasmaKingN That sentence is equally valid even if you remove the word 'these'.

If the female population is in creasing, why do I still have trouble getting laid? Please do not answere than I know the answer and it isn't pretty.

Plum Island manufactures that stuff sold on the internet that enlarges your penis. The guy with the fingers must have used substandard rubber gloves when handling the product.

"I've been governor". Says Mr Ventura. "I've been a navy SEAL." Says Mr Ventura. You notice he doesn't mention his walk-on part in 'Repossessed'. Is there a conspiracy of silence to keep the secrets of Jesse Ventura?

@minniesweetgreen Aaaargh! This sentence was raided by the punctuation fairy!

@nietorm This film made me terrified of terribly acting. Even now I can't bear to watch 'Eastenders'.

Ah, Cassie Stuart, where are you now? I recall an episode of 'Lovejoy@ where she treated us top a bref flash of nipple and ruined my sleep (and the skin on the palms of my hands) for several nights when I was a teenager.

"you would actually shoot a guy who had a small part in' repossessed' for crossing an imaginary line...with signs on it saying 'top security military base, keep out we'll shoot you lots'?"

Aha! Now I understand why white vans keeps trying to run me down when I am cycling. It's the government trying to kill me off. But this still does not explain the mystery of why motorcyclists drive in cycle lanes.

@IAMTHATIAM1962 Man is indeed full of lies and deceit. This applies to those who wrote your 'holy' scriptures just as much as to He Who's Voice Shall Be Eternally Disguised, above.

Kindly excuse my typing errors.

I love the way Randi casually moves the pencil.

Worst pension scheme ever.